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I hate having to wrap gifts.
I hate it so much I don't do it.

I buy those bags.

I jam the shit in the bag and give them that.
Hey my gifts are good, nobody cares.

And I hate cards.
What would you rather have for your birthday?
$500 or a fucking card?

Here's the money, its in the bag, no, I forgot a card.
I hate cards.

Sometimes, when I am really hating cards, I will buy cards for people that don't match the occasion.
Its your birthday?
Here is a "romantic card for my wife."
Look in the bag idiot, your gift is in there.

I hate wrapping paper and cards. Oct 14 9:44 AM MST

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I hate it when I think that I cut enough wrapping paper to wrap this huge object, but when I wrap it, there's like this .1 mm gap, and it looks bad, and I don't want to waste another million feet of wrapping paper. Plus, it looks bad if I just cut a strip and glue it on too. I also hate it when you barely have enough paper on the roll to cover the whole damn parcel. Apr 8 4:12 PM MST