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I hate how the topic of homosexuality is so taboo, and no one can criticize being gay, because then you will be prosecuted. I hate the fact that gay people are forcing us to accept their sexuality, and causing an uproar about everything. Mar 3 3:21 PM MST
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I hate people who think that old rock (Pink Floyd, The Doors, AC/DC, The Beetles etc) is the only form of real music and the new stuff is just shit. Sure I like the bands listed above but there are some really good new bands too, that i happen to like. But as soon as i download a slipknot song, im either a poser or i have shitty tase in music. GOD, sue me for having my own opinion. Jul 15 6:33 PM MST
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I hate how women expect men to be all sensitive and caring one minute and then hot animal lovers the next. Come on ladies...wtf do you REALLY want? Men are going crazy trying to figure you out and a lot of us end up feeling like mental patients 6 months into a relationship due to all of your back and forth behavior and attitudes. For example, it's pretty common practice for a woman to be with a man and turn him into a whining, begging lump of shit due to all her demands for more "conversation" and "feelings" and then go behind his back and fuck some neanderthal brute because he's "such a man". Basically, women enjoy taking a perfectly good, happy man and conquering him then dumping him so she can do it all over again. And you woman say we suck...strange.

Furthermore, quit giving us shit about liking and wanting sex. You like and want it as well, at least when it's on YOUR terms. Imagine for a second, ladies, that the ONLY time you got to have sex was when WE, the men, wanted it. How much would that suck? Well, guess what, that's excatly what yo do to us guys. What's more, you get us so confused about what you want and when you want it that after a while we just don't give a shit any more. Can you blame us?

Anyway, the long and short of it is this:

Women...grow up and figure out who you are and what you want. After that, then try and have a relationship with a man. If you can't do that then forget it. Jun 5 9:09 AM MST
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I hate when pantyhose are tight throughout the hips and thighs but great big through the waist. They end up slowly rolling halfway down your ass while you walk around.

I've noticed that a lot of womens clothes are cut with this no ass, scrawny leg, giant beer gut proportioning. I find it weird because I almonst never see anyone built like Witchie-Poo. Who the hell are they making these clothes for? Apr 2 9:55 AM MST
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I hate "nice guys". Whats nice about hanging around a woman, dishonestly play-acting at friendship when you're really hoping she'll miraculously forget she isn't attracted to you and throw herself on your cock?

Why do you think you have the right to complain that "women only likes assholes" when you are an asshole too? Your real problem is that you're just not a particularly attractive asshole. Oct 16 1:38 PM MST
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I hate the common modern day practice of financing engagement rings. An engagement ring is supposed to cost a certain portion of a man's yearly salary, and thus be a representation of his ablity to support a wife. There was a time when a woman finding out that an engagement ring was not paid for was grounds for divorce, as it constituted fraud. Nowadays, rings are financed out the wazoo. When a couple marries, their debt is combined. Essentially a woman ends up paying for her own damned engagement ring. Why this is tolerated, I just don't understand. Sep 24 3:31 PM MST
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I hate when people try to sound all proper and adult by refering to a woman's genetalia as her "vagina". They even teach their children to call it this. See, the thing is, the vagina is an *internal* organ. So if you can see a woman's vagina just by looking at her bare crotch, then man, you are looking at a chick with serious problems. Get it straight, Idiots, the term is "labia". Of course, if your goal is to sound like a big-talking ignoramous, then keep up the vagina talk. Sep 23 5:21 PM MST
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I hate how women take forever in public bathrooms. Me, I'm in and out of there in 30-45 seconds. I mean how long does it take to unzip, sit down, pee, wipe and zip back up? It's not that hard. It's not a space launch, for Christsakes. I'm stand there waiting and waiting for a stall, waiting for the bitches to finish up wondering what the hell they could be doing for so long. Often I see their feet under the stall facing the WRONG WAY or doing a shuffling little turn around and turn back again dance like a nesting hamster! What the hell? WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????? Just do your business and get out damnit! Sometimes, when they finally come out of the stall at long last I want to grab them and shove my hand down their crotch just to see if they are actually MEN. Then at least I would know they are taking so long because they have to adjust their shamefull bits to hide them from outside world. Or I just want to take them by the shoulders and shake, shake, shake the daylights out of them yelling "This is not your home! You are in a public place, have some consideration for the fact that others are waiting, damn you!" Sep 9 2:01 AM MST
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I hate how girls are so pathetically wired to a guys response. It is the biggest thing that sets us apart. Guys act like we don't care because we don't. We don't need that type of gratification the way women do. I'm not even talking about physical things. I mean, if I'm working all day, have classes at night, and am trying my damndest not to have my life derailed by another relationship forgive me if I'm not calling or texting you while at work for 8 hours to see how your day with. Forgive me if I go home and pass out because I'm exhausted! It doesn't mean I don't like you it means I'm tired and I don't want to hear you talk about bull $#!+ all night. I need sleep. This even applies to those girls you are not dating. I am not your boyfirend stop calling me about your stupid guy crap. Don't expect me to be fully attentive. And don't lay a guilt trip on me for not calling you. I'm busy. I'm not cheating on you, but when you do stuff like this it makes me want to cheat on you.
Ladies, here is a big secret that guys never explain to you because we know how much it means to you. Ever notice how your mans alot nicer in person than on the phone? It's because WE HATE TALKING ON THE PHONE! I can tell you this crap in person. Stop calling me with crap! There are days when I think women are the most selfish, onbnoxious creaures on the planet because of badgering phone calls. Aug 28 2:20 PM MST
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I hate how everything is so much easier for women. I know it's politically incorrect to say something like this, but he truth as I see it, is that we've turned from a male-dominated era to a female-dominated one in no time. And this is because women have struggled very hard to put an end only to those differences in which they got the lousy part, instead of trying to make our society more equal in all aspects. D'you know that joke George Costanza made once "women want everything equal, but I've never seen any pick up a check". Well, there's a lot of truth to that. Women get to choose whether they want to work or not. But anyone, be a man, a woman, a transexual, whatever, who sees a man supported by his wife, will automatically tag him as a trophey husband. And that's not it. Women never have the preassure of making the first move in a relationship. You may think this gives them less freedom, but that's just bullshit. All a woman needs to do in order to get a man's attention is to give a slight hint and she'll have him all over her before she even realizes it. Any woman you can think of, no matter how rude, ugly or boring she may be, I can assure she's been in a ton of relationships. Think about it, how hard can it be to simply say "yes"? Aug 13 2:22 PM MST
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I hate it when you are in sitting in the stall of the women's restroom at work and hear a women do her business, then leave without washing her hands! It only...takes...a....few...seconds! You cannot be in that much of a hurry that you can't stop and wash your hands.

If there is anything in life you make time for while at work, it should be that. Plus, I work in an office and the vast majority of these bitches have college degrees and lots of money and stuff. There are poor and less educated people with much better hygiene and manners. They have zero excuse to be ignorant and spread nastiness. That's why I always open the door with a paper towel and am hesistant to get into buffet lines after everyone has already gone through when we have potluck lunches up there. Nasty! Mar 17 5:26 AM MST
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I hate girls and the stupid-ass shit I have to put up with whether I'm just trying to fuck them or make some fanciful meaningful relationship. They never know what they want and even if they think they do they never have the guts to say it straight out. I could have been moving on with my life for the last three weeks if some bitch hadn't been too cowardly to just break it off, instead suggesting an ambiguous "break," probably to see if she could find anyone better to fuck if I wasn't in the picture. Fuck that cunt. At least drugs don't make pretenses when they're fucking you. And I hate the "I'd still like to be friends." Well I'd like to still fuck but then walk out the door without a word but thats not gonna happen, so I'm not gonna be her fucking emotional safety blanket either. You gotta milk the cow if you wanna make butter, I'm not a fucking doormat. Feb 3 7:50 PM MST
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