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on the first really hot day after winter i went to the beach, and i got sunburnt on my back. i hate that the next day it rained so i couldn't go and even up by getting the front burnt too so now i am a two-toned person. Sep 24 4:22 PM MST
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I hate small talk with strangers or new business associates. Small talk is bullshit. My view is that I have plenty of friends, some of whom got to know me quick and some who took longer but the common denominator is that they like me, so I cut the crap and get to the point early when meeting people. This is not say how great I am, I can be a total arsehole sometimes but I don't bullshit people's intelligence by talking about the weather. Seriously I hate people who talk about the weather, especially in the UK....I mean it rains a lot so why would you talk about it raining, we've all lived here for ever so how on earth is it talk-worthy with anyone let alone someone you just met. And when the sun comes out these fuckers won't shut up....it's hot, seriously get over it, enjoy it, whatever just don't talk to me about it. How about telling a stranger you just beat off, like you would to a friend...if they're cool or on your wave length then they'd find you funny or remember you at least. But bullshit social convention says you can't tell someone you just met that you just beat off or laid a stinky dump, because they'd be shocked, however if you spent a weekend with that same person, by the end of it they'd laugh their arse off at the same comment. Life's too short for small talk, I hate it, don't do it. I just beat off by the way. Now you're all my friends. Aug 5 7:21 AM MST
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I hate how every time the season changes the bubble heads on TV news have to act like they are startled beyond belief by the fact that the temperature is different. It's called weather, Retards. None of us out here in Viewerland is suprised by it, so knock off the patronizing bullshit. May 9 11:08 PM MST
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I hate when teachers have no idea what they are talking about but still pretend that they know everything the best.

I hate when it gets dark at 4 pm during the winter time and everyones depressed and everyone just nags all the time and complains. And i hate foreigners that have never lived in this country before complaining about the weather and the darkness.

I hate it when people ask what's up or how are are you feeling or what's wrong, but they never care to hear the answer. I hate it when you reply that something is wrong and then they stop talking to you because its too hard to listen to the truth. Nov 5 3:45 AM MST
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I hate people who are overly affected by the weather. If it is raining outside they mope around with sad puppy-dog eyes and a frowny pout because BOO HOO IT'S RAIIIIIIINNNNINNNGG! SS-SS-SSSOBBBBBBB!!! Or if it's fair out they bounce around all frisky like they're getting a special treat or something. OOHHHH I'M SOOOOOO HAPPY!!! IT'S SO BEAUTEEEFOOOOLLLLL OUTSIDE!!!!!! Well, Idiot the operative word there is "outside". You, my friend are INside where you will spend 90% of your day, so spare me your nitwitticisms upon the weather. Great candied goat farts, can you really be this untethered? Are you nothing more than a leaf being blown around in the world? Sick. Myself, if I am pissed/happy/sad/worried/etc. then I am pissed/happy/sad/worried/etc. despite what the atmosphere is doing outside. I'm not sure, but I think this may have something to do with my being an actual human being.

On a related note: STOP pushing the thermostate in the extreme opposite direction to the outside temperature. 90 degrees feels like 90 degrees and 50 feels like 50 regardless of what the temperature is OUTFUCKINGSIDE. Boiling hot doesn't suddenly feel great just because it is freezing cold on the other side of a foot-thick wall. Twit. Jul 28 10:54 AM MST
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I hate the local news. I don't care what city you are in, the local news sucks ass. I hate the stupid mannequins who sit there and read a teleprompter and pretend like they are your trusted best friends, giving it to you straight, when all they are doing is feeding you crap that means virtually nothing.

I hate how they try to make you believe that the weather report is supposed to be so bloody important to you. Like your whole life depends on what the fucking temperature will be tomorrow. I hate how they gripe when it rains and gripe when it's hot (it's summer, you dumbass) and are always hoping for bland boring days. Thats why our houses have thermostats - constant 70 degrees!!

I hate how the sports is at the ass end of the report, and only lasts for a couple brief minutes, and never tell you anything of interest. I hate how they make such a big deal about a bunch of douchebags getting paid millions to chase a stupid ball around on a field.

I hate that after all the stories about death and misery, they wrap it up with a cute story about kittensor something, just to make it all better. They are supposed to be your friends after all, aren't they? Apr 27 9:32 AM MST
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i hate that it has to snow in denver RIGHT NOW instead of in two days or something... its sad and stupid Dec 28 3:06 AM MST
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I hate it how our weather man can't get anything right. Our weather was suppose to be rainy and cold for thursday and fri, and now it's rainy and cold everyday through sunday??? I hate it how we can never plan ahead for anything that's based on the weather because by the time it comes it's all ruined because our meteorologist is an incompetent dick.
I hate it how it's been raining constantly for the last month. Everything's soaked and cold and flooding, and it's June!! We shoudn't have to wear a jacket in June!!! Jun 7 2:32 AM MST
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i hate that i can't think of anything to hate.
except of course for the fact that I have class at eight in the morning four days a week and have to stay on campus till 5. i hate that i am so broke and i didn't get any money on one of our biggest celebrations of the year, that i don't see him anymore, and that i am so damn far behind in my studies. i hate our recent weather, i hate how moody i have been lately. i hate the smell in my car, and i hate the CHP, they think they're so damn smart, standing on the shoulder of the highway with that stupid radar, catching people trying to make it home after a really long day. and i HATE that stupid song "so sick of love songs" Jan 11 3:23 PM MST
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I hate every time of year except summer and the middle of winter. I hate it when it gets too cold to wear just a tshirt and you have to wear something over the top, but then the minute you do something mildly active it gets too hot. I hate how we never get any snow, it just rains and gets windy. never any interesting weather. i hate that type of rain that looks too little to wear a coat but gets you soaked anyway. i hate weather Oct 31 9:22 AM MST
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