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I hate when there's no food in the house, or when there's nothing but ketchup or pickles or some other useless condiment. I hate staring at the cupboards and the fridge hoping something will appear. Dec 27 4:23 AM MST

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I hate infomercials. Especially ones for home appliances and exercise crap. They're always like "Tired of struggling with that REGULAR blah blah blah? Now there's blah blah blah!" And they make the simplest things look SO HARD...as if that's really going to make me be like, "Oh yeah. I need that." COME ON! How effing hard is it to open a can with a regular cap opener? Or they show the black and white "before" clips of some lady trying to do sit ups before she bought "Ab-Blaster" or whatever. And the lady's like, "Before, I used to do sit-ups and my back and neck would kill!" Umm...maybe it's because you're doing it completely wrong you douche.

Vacuuming a carpet, opening cans, sit ups, plucking your eyebrows, etc...people have done this for ages! It's NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!! Apr 6 8:51 AM MST

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I hate 21 and older virgins who think they know alot of shit about the world. Listen, if you lived somewhere your whole life and feel like there is nothing to offer, think about the fact that you never got laid, maybe thats the void your trying to fill. Ya know havin a gf? Caring about someone, Cuddling, Fucking, and maybe even LOVING. I mean this friend just told me he thinks shovin shit up ur ass doesn't make you gay, says he doesn't do that, and he says he's straight, but a virgin. Umm, if you never had a gf in ur life, and never had sex, don't you think sayin shit like that truly makes you sound gay? Like since you cant get a girl, your slowly turning towards men like a lot of gay men have. I mean aren't I using common sense when i think guys who shove stuff up their ass are gay, bi, or in the closet and a virgin who says straight guys do that is turning gay? Mar 13 9:58 PM MST

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i hate that i will never have the quintessential high school experience package, complete with cute jock boyfriend and house parties, because i am at a stupid college prep school where 1) the boys are five feet tall, disgusting, and only capable of playing badminton and 2) everyone is too boring to throw interesting house parties... all of them suck here

i keep telling myself that i need to get out of the bubble, but i feel like i'm missing out on something really crucial.

i'm a pretty cute girl. what do i say when i get to college and have to explain to some guy who wants to hook up that i'm a virgin (and haven't even given a complete handjob) because the guys in my class are nasty egotistical nerds? everyone's probably going to think it's a cover and that i really have herpes. great. Nov 12 5:02 PM MST