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I hate stupid cartoon characters! There's just so many out there and I just wish I could make them all bleed!

Simpson Characters



I hate Database. He is an exact copy of Martin Prince, and happens to bother me more for some reason. Why do they need two Martin-like characters?

I hate Rod and Todd Flanders. They have the most annoying high-pitched, squeaky voices and are exceptionally stupid. They also are too much like Ralph Wiggum and aren't nearly as funny.

I hate Barney Gumble. I'll admit he used to be funny years ago, but now hes just plain stupid and annoying GRRRR! He never really does anything unique anymore and instead belches and gets drunk! It seriously is getting annoying!!!!

I hate Marge Simpson, she's rarely funny and her jokes are just plain stupid! The thing I hate about her the most is that she has main parts in so many episodes now!

I hated Maude Flanders thank goodness she's dead finally! She had nothing unique about her at all.

King of the Hill characters



I hate Bobby Hill! He is such a pussy and a loser; I can't even believe he had a girlfriend. He acts like a girl and appears to be quite content about it. Hank and Peggy should of had him aborted.

I hate Peggy Hill so much! Her one-liners such as ho yea! are so irritating and she thinks shes all that. I wish she would just blow up.

I HATE John Redcorn with a passion. He is a stupid bastard who tries to steal Dale's hot wife. How dare he mess with the Dale the awesome anarchist! Dale should shoot that bastard and piss on his grave. Besides he is a whiny native who's always complaining about how hard he has it and about his land that was taken away.

Family Guy



I HATE Meg Griffin. Well this one is quite obvious now isn't it?

Other Cartoons

American Dad- I hate all the characters on this show. They are all just a cheesy spoof of Family Guy and are rarely funny at all.

I HATE Dee-Dee from Dexter's Lab. She is perhaps the most annoying creation ever! From her constant high-pitched singing to her "Oh My God everything is sooooo wonderfullll" attitude. Poor Dexter, has to live with that bitch and is constantly dealing with her breaking into his laboratory and being a nuisance.

I hate Velma from Scooby Doo. I don't know what it is that bugs me so much, but she is so frigging ugly and nerdy!

I HATE Spongebob Squareass and Patrick! There voices are so god damn annoying it makes we wish I was deaf (Especially Spongebob's laugh!)! Why doesn't Squidward just kill those two bastards already!

I hate just about all the girls from Johnny Bravo. They are so stupid! For some darn reason they just won't date him. What a bunch of fools!

Last but not least, I HATE TWEETY BIRD!!!!! I wish I could give that damned bird a slow, painful, and bloody death! That bird is so god damn ugly and irritating. His catch phrases seriously piss me off and I hate his gigantic head. I seriously hope its a cancerous tumor. Jun 2 2:39 PM MST
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I hate how a girl walks into McDonald's, orders a DIET coke... and then a friggin BIGMAC! Completely zero's out the point.
I hate it when a person says "Did you see that?" in the cinemas.

Oh, NO mate, I paid 12$ just to stare at the god damn floor.

I hate how someone says "Are you okay?" when you cry... er.. dude... are you blind?

I hate it when someone goes, 'have I missed the bus'.. as if I'm supposed to know which bus you're waiting for. Oh look, there's a bus coming... BE UNDER IT. Plus if the bus had come would I still be here dumbass?

I hate how a guy would go I love you, but acts as if that has never happened when you break up. Ignoring you completely is the word.

I hate people who don't appreciate me. I hate it when people say they are in love with a band just because you are. Just because.

I hate reasons. I hate excuses. I hate having to wait for a friggin concert to come when excitement is killing me.

I hate homework. I hate chemistry. I hate the teacher in Chem. I hate girls who act too mature for their age. Or too immature. I hate A getting C-Z into fights between only A+B. I hate snobs. I hate rich kids that think they are everything. I hate racists. I hate how teachers don't allow you to swear.

I hate how gays are not allowed. I hate the way the government is turning out. I hate people who can't make up decisions that could cost lives. I hate war. I hate peace as well. I hate sadness. I hate hate, though I hate many things. I hate annoying people.

I hate music that drones on and on, and you think what the hell are they playing? I hate the way they say "FREE PARKING" and when you get out of the car, a guy snips off 3$ from your hands.

I hate how some people don't know how to dress up. I hate people who thinks people with old cars are gay. I hate being the person no one understands. I hate having fights with my mom. I hate locking myself in the room away from my mom after a fight. I hate feeling guilty. I hate hating.
Man, this sux I never realized I hated so many things.... Jan 22 6:57 PM MST
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