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I hate when people at work make a "starbucks run" NO, I don't want to spend $5 of a fucking cup of coffee you mindless piece of shit!

I hate all of the lame terminology too. I hate how that stupid ass starbucks invented a language to make straight people feel inadequate.

I hate how you have to have a fucking translator when you go to starbucks to order coffee for someone, when you don't even want any.

I hate saying the following:

"Umm, could I get a Venti, latte with 2 shots of espresso, non-fat milk, and extra hot"

I hate how it really means: "Large coffee, with extra heat for burning my hand when it spills on the ride back to the office"

I hate how the people that work at starbucks treat you like a piece of shit if you don't know how to order. Look fuck face, this isn't Italy, and contrary to what your faggy boss told you, you ARE NOT a "barista!"

You are a "coffee server" so look at me funny one more time you pierced emo-creep.

I hate coffee a lot.

I also hate expensive coffee.

I hate starbucks

bla May 24 12:50 AM MST