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I hate how I get stupid crushes on celebrities, people I'll never meet and they'll never know me. It's so pointless. I actually turned down a guy once because I was secretly too in love with a this guy from a fucking band. I'm so fucking pathetic. Jul 21 4:50 AM MST
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i hate the police!

ok well not really but i hate how they go breaking up parties and sending people home for no reason. ok we were abit loud but don't you have murders to solve?? would you prefer us on the streets all night or in a house? GRRR ANNOYING. Go solve murders and let me dance. Sep 23 6:36 AM MST
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I hate that we still need to use toilet paper.And for some reason it's a bit weird having wet naps by your toilet. People give you strange looks after using your bathroom.
I can't help it if I like a clean anus.. You'd think in this era of high technology we'd have come up with a better way to clean our ass.
I want my three sea shells dammit. Jun 26 3:23 PM MST
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I hate buying toilet paper. There is no good way to do it. No matter how many rolls you buy, you are still announcing "I shit."

I hate how you can avoid this by buying 36 rolls at a time, but then you are saying "I shit a fucking lot, and it stinks"

I hate how you have the TP in your basket, and you walk past some young cute girl, and you know she is thinking "that guy shits"....fuck you bitch, you shit too and I bet it stinks all to hell.

I hate shit May 7 8:32 PM MST
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I hate when people put the toilet paper on the roll wrong. Look people, the flow of the paper is "over the top" not under!

Making it come from underneath causes premature ripping, and thus less TP, so over the top you jerks.

Geez Apr 29 7:37 PM MST
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I hate people that TP houses. God, how fucking stupid are you? It's immature, and just plain dumb. Apr 19 8:58 PM MST
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I hate that some toilet paper is so crap that it rips to pieces while your wiping your arse and then you get shit on your hand. I fucking hate having shit on my hand. I hate that whenever my roommate buys toilet paper he buys the el cheapo kind. Also i hate that after he takes a shit he never cleans\touches up the bowl and leaves shit stains for the next person to clean up. Dec 4 10:23 AM MST
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i hate when people tell on you for something that has nothing to do with them. like say youre in the bathroom throwing balls of wet toilet paper at the ceiling(hahahahah) and some bitch walks in and cathces you and goes telling on you. seriously what do they have to gain from telling on people?? fucking teacher loving nerds..... no wonder they have no friends beside the teachers Oct 25 7:56 AM MST
Masterhater says: I wonder if this problem translates to corporate life. "I hate when someone tells on you to your boss when you are throwing wet toilet paper balls in the break room. Just get your coffee and leave, boss loving nerd boy!"
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