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I hate when the washer pulls out the strings in the hoods of all my swearers. Jun 1 7:27 AM MST

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I hate all the crap that a DVD plays before it gets to the main menu. There will be copyright notices and then some intro sequence the DVD plays before the main menu comes up. This happens every time you play the DVD and the player won't let me skip over it. I have to watch it EVERY time I play a DVD. Sometimes, it can be a minute or more before the menu comes up. You can't even buy DVD players with a 'straight to menu' button or something. If one comes out, I will definately buy it.
Just display the menu so I can watch the movie OK? Jun 7 4:13 PM MST

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I hate it when you go to the toilet and you're all relieved and everything, but then you go to get some toilet paper and you're sat facing an empty cardboard roll. WTF? Didn't the last person who used the last bit think ''oh I'll replace it and help my fellow man''??? And your'e left helplessly covered. And I hate thatif you're at home you try and shuffle across the room to get a new roll, but urine still runs down your damn leg anyway.
I hate hand dryers. Wtf? It's the 21st century, I think they could have come up with a hand dryer that actually dries your hands!
On the other hand, I happen to love soap dispensers, they're the best :) Jun 7 8:34 AM MST

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I hate that when I take a dump, sometimes the water splashes back from the drop of my waste, and comes into contact with my butt. It's so nasty, it's toilet water! I hate how uncomfortably disturbing this post is. Apr 3 5:37 AM MST

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I hate that some toilet paper is so crap that it rips to pieces while your wiping your arse and then you get shit on your hand. I fucking hate having shit on my hand. I hate that whenever my roommate buys toilet paper he buys the el cheapo kind. Also i hate that after he takes a shit he never cleans\touches up the bowl and leaves shit stains for the next person to clean up. Dec 4 10:23 AM MST

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i hate when I sit down and the toilet seat is like 60 below 0. Sep 16 10:24 AM MST

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I hate when someone takes a big huge crap in my RV. The toilet is the size of a cereal bowl and the log is sticking out the top and...melting... somebody comes up to me and asks if they can use my toilet, then they just leave, not knowing how to flush it, even though there's a big sticker that says "step on this pedal *points to it* to flush". Then sometimes they even lie when I ask them is they flushed. God damn stupid people. Aug 27 1:38 PM MST

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I hate that i dropped my favorite phone into the toilet. I hope it still works after i finished drying it. Ill hate it if it dosnt work. Aug 25 6:45 AM MST

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I hate it when my roomates have sleepovers. And their boyfriends don't put the seat down.

Fuck you annoying guy in my livingroom! Dec 7 4:04 PM MST

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I hate how people come up with bad solutions to dumb problems. So I was in some corp. building and decided to find my way to the throne (aka toilet) to do a little meditating. Just as I sit down and take a deep breath, I get the most disturbing realization that I just dipped the tip in icey cold water! Ok, I can understand the concept of (less distance for turd to drop = less splash) but the resulting side effects are unacceptable. If I wanted to sit in a pool of water I'd crap in a pool. We can do a live video conference to the other side of the world, but can't figure out a better crapper. Let's go people! Oct 11 2:53 AM MST

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I hate when you're in the bathroom and you accidently knock something (cell phone, brush, razor etc.) off the sink and it takes a "million in one bounce" and lands in the toilet. Jan 7 1:34 AM MST

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i hate automatic flushing toilets because sometimes they flush before you are finish. then i would get scared that i might get sucked into the toilet or the toilet will blow up. i hate that!!! Dec 16 5:27 AM MST