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I hate people that have to announce that they are "Dr. John Dickfuck."

Who gives a fuck if you went to college for 20 fucking years, why do we have to hear about it?

I hate how doctors think that they should be special just because they can write a fucking prescription. Fuck, I can write a prescription for fucks sake. "Xanax 2mg #90, 1t po tid"

See, I just wrote a prescription so fuck off you doctors. Apr 3 4:10 PM MST

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i fucking despise how little kids that are barely 9 years old have cell phones now. honestly, what the fuck? who are they going to call? geez i only got my phone once i was 13 adn even then i was young. my parents only gave it to me for safety reasons so they can reach me anywhere.
oh and i hate it when little kids have ipods. wth are they listening to? the barbie soundtrack? on of those stupid bratz songs? oh man don't even get me started on bratz dolls. Aug 11 2:23 AM MST

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I hate banana peels. I recently tried dropping a few on the ground to get some good laffs from people slipping on them, but no one slipped! In fact, everyone avoided stepping on the peels altogether! I had to try stepping on a peel myself, but it wasn't slipppery at all, and I just got banana jizz on my shoe for my troubles. I hate how "they" have been lying to us all these years about how slippery banana peels are. Those fuckers! Jul 26 9:45 AM MST