link hereI hate small talk with strangers or new business associates. Small talk is bullshit. My view is that I have plenty of friends, some of whom got to know me quick and some who took longer but the common denominator is that they like me, so I cut the crap and get to the point early when meeting people. This is not say how great I am, I can be a total arsehole sometimes but I don't bullshit people's intelligence by talking about the weather. Seriously
I hate people who talk about the weather, especially in the UK....I mean it rains a lot so why would you talk about it raining, we've all lived here for ever so how on earth is it talk-worthy with anyone let alone someone you just met. And when the sun comes out these fuckers won't shut up....it's hot, seriously get over it, enjoy it, whatever just don't talk to me about it. How about telling a stranger you just beat off, like you would to a friend...if they're cool or on your wave length then they'd find you funny or remember you at least. But bullshit social convention says you can't tell someone you just met that you just beat off or laid a stinky dump, because they'd be shocked, however if you spent a weekend with that same person, by the end of it they'd laugh their arse off at the same comment. Life's too short for small talk,
I hate it, don't do it. I just beat off by the way. Now you're all my friends.
Aug 5 7:21 AM MST 
