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I HATE MY BIG SISTER, she's such a B****! Mind me, but I gotta curse at some points. She's so ANNOYING, and so serious, she doesn't take any joke at all, only the stupid, clean small, NOT funny ones for example today she told me "Hey, my friend told me that a guy was wearing a mini hat yesterday" And she laughed out loud. What the heck! It's not funny, and when I just put my feet on her desk. She gets extremely angry that she spat on me. and said, "It's rude, it's disrespectful" and all that shit. WHO F**** CARES WOMAN! She's like my second mother, and my mom is like my friend she's cool and kind. Not like that a**hole. She only wants to be rich, and mean. That's what (she) told me and she wants all the money in the world. OH F*** I just want her to die...I know you would say ((She's your sister forgive her, and you will regret her dying.)) You know what, I wish "I" would kill her with my own frikin' HANDS!!!!!!!!!! AARGHHHHHHHHHH. Plus she acts like my little sister and always makes trouble, grow up bitch. Oh I forgot, and she complains ALOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MOTHERF****** SHUT UP, and JUST FINISH YOUR WORK!!!! Feb 23 4:28 PM UTC

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I hate when people are like, 'I'll call you back in 5 minutes' or something and they never call back!! so you end up calling THEM back and they do that repeatedly, and it annoysthe hell out of you though you don't say anything... you make subtle hints and they say 'yeah ok ok' but they don't do anything about it like maybe they are freakin retarded. And then you start to wonder, maybe you're confused and 'I'll call you back later' means that you'll call them back later... so stupid, lol. If you tell me you will call me back in 5 minutes, YOU call ME BACK in FIVE MINUTES! Aagh what the hell, people? Aug 4 7:02 PM UTC

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I hate how some people have to make everything sexual.

For example, the good ol' banana.

It's a great fruit. It's sweet, and it's good for you. Then, some sicko comes along and goes- "LOL, THEY LOOK LIKE PENISES." Thus, now, even eating a banana can be seen as erotic. If you add in a doughnut, that's sexual intercourse right there. I didn't know any of this until someone told me. I wish they hadn't.

Another example, even the word "balls" can't be used innocently anymore. Before, it was just a sphere used for playing games. Now, it's linked with something sexual too. Seriously, what the hell?

Why do people make up these things? Seriously, I want to enjoy a banana or a doughnut without remembering these sick references. This is so stupid... Jun 30 8:05 AM UTC

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I hate how everyone made the Conficker Virus such a big deal and NOTHING HAPPENED. WTF. May 28 3:09 AM UTC

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I hate being bladder shy! Why can't I just pee when I have to, instead of sitting there being mortified! Its so damn stupid! And I hate that the accomodation I've applied for in Uni has communal bathrooms, how the hell will I ever survive!? Apr 19 10:40 PM UTC

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I h8 ppl hu typ lyk dis
Or When They Capitalise Every Damn Word
orrrr whennnn theyyy dooooo thissssss
mOsT Of AlL, i HaTe ThIs

As a conclusion, please type like a normal human being and not some retarded juvenile who skipped 5th grade. Feb 9 12:53 PM UTC

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i hate how people always blame their stupidity on low school funding. no amount of taxpayer money is going to make you any less of a lazy ass. having more crayons per child is not going to make you stop ditching class to get high. benjamin franklin didn't even GO to fucking school (he was self-taught). so stop blaming your shit on school funding, and get off your lazy ass. Feb 2 1:12 PM UTC

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I hate butter knives. Stupid motherfucking restaurants give you BUTTER KNIVES to cut steak or turkey or chicken, and guess what? They don't cut. Steak knives can cut butter AND steak, so why not just give us those? Nov 30 3:25 AM UTC

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I hate people who have no commonsense. Yes, I understand that some people have more booksmart's than commonsense and vice versa but come on already!! Does it take a genius to realize not to leave a baby in a hot car while your in Wal*Mart looking at tube socks, and sweat pants? Do you have to have an above average IQ to realize that the speed limit is 35mph and not 20mph? Must you earn a college education to realize that all cars are built with turn signals, if they weren't they'd be illegal (person I unfortunetly know). Use your commonsense!! It's something everyone is born with, Freud called it your superego, that kept your ego in check. Don't take phone calls in the theatre, don't stop in the dead middle of the store aisle to "browse", don't ask me if I'm new when you've never seen me before. Commonsense, it's not that hard. Nov 4 3:51 AM UTC

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I hate that I can't tell time on a real clock! I mean I can, but not instantly and without effort like others...Seriously, I'm 22 and i still cannot, to this day, instantly look at a clock and tell the time...I have to look at it and concentrate for at least 4 or 5 seconds...some people look at their watches and can instantly tell you what time it is...I'm sticking to digital clocks with numbers...am i the only one who sucks at telling time??? Oct 29 12:30 AM UTC