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i hate when i get abducted by aliens.. they are all gooey like toast and i hate to touch them with glockenspiels.. i hate space shuttles.. space shuttles are ugly like grocery bag mothers in New
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i hate that the aliens make me play hungry hippos then eat salted sticks of butter in the closet only on Saturday... i hate that they steal manicans from department stores.. i hate sherbet flavored puppies carrying electric leaf blower garbage baggage packs..

i hate your dusty nickel case

i hate that i just wrote nonsense and i hate that i enjoyed it Feb 14 4:05 PM MST

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I hate how there is so much stuff in the fridge, but nothing to eat. It's like, all leftovers, condiments, random stuff that takes up space. The freezer is like this too. Frozen stuff from a billion years ago. I hate being in the grocery store seeing all this cool stuff I want to buy but having to not get everything because I know I won't have room to put it in the freezer or fridge. Mar 29 2:58 PM MST