"i hate everything equally"
Post something you hate!
or send some hate here customerservice@hatebook.com
- Masterhater


I hate pencils with sucky erasers! Ugh it seems like the only pencils they sell anymore are the ones made out of like...plastic and smudge and smear all over when you try to erase something. And then when you go to erase something else hoping it will work this time, the graphite smudged on the eraser smudges on the paper AGAIN and you're left with a huge mess of marked up semi-erased graphite.

How can they even sell those pencils with those shitty erasers that dont erase!? You would think they would refuse to sell them or something. I should bring back those shitty pencils and demand back my money!! Aug 10 11:10 AM MST
me too (88)

I hate it when people disregard what you have to say just because you are drunk. The fact that I'm drunk doesn't mean that I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. Apr 4 1:38 PM MST
me too (24)

I hate buying toilet paper. There is no good way to do it. No matter how many rolls you buy, you are still announcing "I shit."

I hate how you can avoid this by buying 36 rolls at a time, but then you are saying "I shit a fucking lot, and it stinks"

I hate how you have the TP in your basket, and you walk past some young cute girl, and you know she is thinking "that guy shits"....fuck you bitch, you shit too and I bet it stinks all to hell.

I hate shit May 7 8:32 PM MST
me too (51)

I hate that when I take a dump, sometimes the water splashes back from the drop of my waste, and comes into contact with my butt. It's so nasty, it's toilet water! I hate how uncomfortably disturbing this post is. Apr 3 5:37 AM MST
me too (98)

I hate that some toilet paper is so crap that it rips to pieces while your wiping your arse and then you get shit on your hand. I fucking hate having shit on my hand. I hate that whenever my roommate buys toilet paper he buys the el cheapo kind. Also i hate that after he takes a shit he never cleans\touches up the bowl and leaves shit stains for the next person to clean up. Dec 4 10:23 AM MST
me too (23)

i fucking hate that ppl think it;s so mother fucking wierd that i dont wanna have sex till i'm married.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BIG FUCKIN DEAL YOU PIECES OF CRAP?????

so i dont wanna screw till i'm married??? so what??? when did....uh.....doing...that.....with the person that is your one true love become so frickin' horrible???

AND AT LEAST I'M NOT ACTING LIKE YOU! YOU SLUT! GOING AROUD FUCKING WITH GUYS HEADS!!!! HAVING SEX EVERY GOD DAMN NIGHT WITH THE SAME LAME ASS DRUK DICK WAD THAT HAS NO RESPECT FOR HIMSELF AND EVEN LESS FOR YOU!!!!!

i hate what women have turned themselves in to. i hate that they are now being seen as whores on a fucking assembly line. like a god damn doll. something that a man can pick up...aggressivly fondle for less then thirty muinites, and then set back down for later.

i hate that suddenly when you move out of your parents house you should suddenly go and fuck with nearest guy. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUCKING GREAT ABOUT FUCKING SEX????????? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

I HATE THE WORLD I LIVE IN! I HATE HOW FUCKED UP IT IS! I HATE THAT I CANT GO OUT ON THE STREET WITHOUT PPL SUDDENLY JUDGING ME BECAUSE OF MY MUSIC TASTE OR MY HAIR OR MY CLOTHES!

I HATE THAT SUDDENLY WHEN YOU TURN 21 THAT YOUR FRIENDS SUDDENLY EXPECT YOU TO HAVE ALREADY FUCKED SOME ASS HOLE!!!

all i see is shit. and i'm fourteen yrs old. Sep 8 3:31 PM MST
me too (15)

I hate the suspense when taking a crap. I hate not knowing whether a bunch of water will splash me in the @$$. I hate when it does happen. I hate when I'm sitting there humming lilium from elfen lied then out of nowhere OMFG COLD!!!! Aug 14 6:09 AM MST
me too (58)

I hate it when a stupid fly keeps landing on you or things you touch frequently and you can't stop it. Knowing what kind of NASTY shit that fly has been on and knowing it is touching me or my things and I can't make it stop pisses me off SO bad. May 30 8:07 PM MST
me too (152)

I Hate when it feels like your taking a massive dump and its just a little tiny nugget....or when you try and poop and it feels like it has teeth its not good i mean pooping should be a joyfull thing...not full of pain Apr 6 3:07 PM MST
me too (64)

I hate it when I have to take a shit at work and someone walks around outside the bathroom door. I can't poop comfortably and when I get out my butthole burns from all the pushing. Jan 17 5:13 AM MST
me too (38)

i hate not being able to hit ppl in school without getting in trouble and i get so fucking angry at every one when they make fun of me or my friend and all i can do is stand their even though one punch would send them sprawling on the floor, unconcious with a cut on their temple then me falling on them beating them into the dirt turning them slowly into bloody stumps barely recognizeable as humans, then walking away happy and satisfied with my work for the day. the might not even know who did it but if the do, they wont bother me again. and yeah, im not just some dreaming nerd somewhere, this is something i would actually do and could do if i got the opportunity without consequences. May 2 11:11 PM MST
Masterhater says: consequences suck! I once thought it would be cool to be like Dukes of Hazzard and drive really fast down some dirt country roads. The part they don't show on TV is where the towtruck charges you $350 to pull your car up off the cliff and the cop who writes you a ticket while that's taking place. I never saw Rosco and Boss Hog writing those Duke boys a ticket...dangit!
me too (27)

I hate when I'm taking a dump and I either don't shit but fart or my shit comes out in little chunks. Oh I hate mud-butt too, it's fucking insanely smelly. I like my shits long and strong. I love it when I concentrate and squeeze out one long ass turd and it looks like a snake is peeking out of the water, thats a winner. I leave those babies unflushed in public bathrooms for everyone to see. I hate that I can't squeeze out the long turds every time. I hate my sphincter. Dec 18 11:05 AM MST
me too (33)

The Small Print:    # Terms Of Service # About Hatebook #