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i hate when i get abducted by aliens.. they are all gooey like toast and i hate to touch them with glockenspiels.. i hate space shuttles.. space shuttles are ugly like grocery bag mothers in New
Caketown using stamped envelope lickers

i hate that the aliens make me play hungry hippos then eat salted sticks of butter in the closet only on Saturday... i hate that they steal manicans from department stores.. i hate sherbet flavored puppies carrying electric leaf blower garbage baggage packs..

i hate your dusty nickel case

i hate that i just wrote nonsense and i hate that i enjoyed it Feb 14 4:05 PM MST

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I hate how the stupid lunch ladies at school either put a gallon of salt or about 11 grains of salt on the soft pretzels. Dammit WHY CANT YOU DO IT RIGHT?!? Jul 30 3:56 AM MST

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I hate when crackers and pretzels have way too much salt on them and I can't enjoy them without first scraping a ton of the salt off. gr. Apr 6 5:04 AM MST