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I hate bike racks on top of cars! I'll be driving like 70 and I suddenly see a car far behind me and see something on top and slow down to the limit of 35 because I think it's a cop behind me. Turns out it's an idiot jetta or something with a bike rack on top of the car. What is your problem? Do you not realize that from far away or in the dark you can be mistaken for a cop! Stop it, put your dumb bike in the trunk, cuz no one cares that you have a bike. It's stupid that you are driving another mode of transportation around. Apr 12 9:00 AM MST
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I hate it when people act like animals are on the same level as humans. They are not children - they are ANIMALS. They do not belong in the same room with humans when they are eating, especially dogs. I do not want a dog staring at me silently begging for me to surrender my food or having to smell it's dirtyness or watch it lick it's genitalia or anus while I am eating my DINNER. I am perfectly fine with sharing leftovers after the family has eaten, but they need to flat out wait their turn.

My mom is bad about it, but everyone else overrules her usually. One time she started to let the damn dog lick off a spoon that we EAT with. I yelled and she was like ohhh she's just a dog. Um exactly she's a DOG. Newsflash, they lick all over the place themselves all the time. That's nasty as hell.

I hate it even more though when you are a guest in someone's house though, and they do NOTHING to keep the animal from getting all over you when you don't want it to and you can't really make as big of a deal as you want to because you're a guest and don't want to be rude, even though they are being a million times ruder by not controlling that thing.

I couldn't help it one time though, I screamed at the dinner table at my ex-boyfriend's house because they let their stupid chihuahua roam around and pester everyone while we were eating and it pushed and forced it's way between my legs and hopped up and GRABBED my hand with it's mouth which was in my lap on my upper thigh. Disgusting! Mar 20 11:58 PM MST
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As I'm sitting here in class, I feel that I need to single out some people that I truly hate:
- I hate you, you stupid Russian kid in my college class. You waste our time by asking pointless, personal questions and then you disrespect the teachers. If you think you have all the answers, go back to Mother Russia with her backasswards technology and plot how to overthrow the US, like it was still Stalin's era.
- Girl-who-thinks-she-is-hot- you look like Britney Spears on a bad day, complete with Frappacino, except completely busted in the face. I hate your swagger, your greasy hair, your hooker makeup, and your lovehandles oozing out of your entirely-too-small and poorly-made top. Get over yourself.
- Creepy ass kids who sit up front. I am quite confident you would rim our 84 year old teacher if it would get you 1 point back on your tests. The funny thing is, I get higher grades then you, but you actually take things seriously. Stop wasting class time with your pointless displays and attention-seeking behavior. Get a hobby.
-Black people- ok so now someone's going to call me racist, but let's be real: the few black kids in my class just embody the stereotype. Loud, stupid, not paying attention to anything. Even though we spend most of our classes talking about why black people have much higher incidence of chronic disease and health outcome disparities. At least pay attention to issues that concern you!
-most people in our class- you are a typical breed of lazy, fat, white Americans. You're bred like livestock, except you're useless. You are preoccupied with sports and pretending to be higher class then you are, because you saw it on tv. You have preconceived notions about people who are not like you. That's pretty funny, considering I come from the highest-earning and smartest group of people in the US. Hate me because I'm better than you, not because I'm brown. You sicken me beyond any of the other people I mentioned- I hate you as a whole. I don't hate all russians, whores, and black people, but I hate you all. All of your faces should be plastered on an abortion clinic billboard to remind most of America not to make mistakes like you. Good day sirs. Nov 17 9:13 AM MST
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