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I hate butter knives. Stupid motherfucking restaurants give you BUTTER KNIVES to cut steak or turkey or chicken, and guess what? They don't cut. Steak knives can cut butter AND steak, so why not just give us those? Nov 29 8:25 PM MST

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I hate it when restaurants give cute names to the items on their menu, and your forced to order items with rhyming and extensive alliteration and you feel really stupid because damn it, all you want is a plain cheeseburger and some fries! Mar 11 2:26 PM MST

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I hate that I am 32-years-old, and when I go out to eat with my mother she STILL tries to order for me. If I do manage to order before she can open her mouth, she will always chime in with "They have 'blank'. You like 'blank'. Wouldn't you rather have 'blank'?" I mean, I've been ordering meals for a long time now... yes, it's very complicated but I think I've got the hang of it now that I'm ALMOST MIDDLE-AGED! To all the teens and tweens who post here... trust me, it does NOT get better when you get older in that regard. No matter how old you get, your mother will still have a die-hard obsession with controlling everything you do. If she's still living when I'm toothless, drooling, and in an old folks home, I'm positive that I'll hear "Are you sure you want the strained applesauce? They have pudding..." Jan 17 9:55 AM MST