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I hate email chains. What is the point of them? Ok.. I read a letter and now I'm going to die if I don't send it on by midnight. Or I'm going to have bad luck in my love life if I don't pass on the story... They are the most useless thing on the internet. It's a waste of everyone's time. It wastes the time of the person typing it and it wastes the time of the person dumb enough to open it, read it, and send it on. And if it's one of your friends that sends you it, and you ask them about it, they just say they felt like passing it on. Why the hell would you want to do that? A message to everyone who types and sends these things on: STOP WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME! Sep 3 5:05 PM MST

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I hate when people stop by your house unannounced and uninvited, usually catching you at the most embarassing times. Like when you put on face cream before bed. Oct 7 9:38 AM MST

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I hate throwing up!! I know this is a universal hate. You feel nauseous all night, and you keep convincing yourself that you're not going to vomit, its just a little nausea. You keep getting worse, until you literally feel like you would rather DIE than to continue feeling so horrible..then you know. You are about to hurl. You stumble to the toilet and brace yourself..here it comes..oh shittt BLAGGGHHHHH..*gasp for air*..BLAGHHHHHH..you fight the urge to keep vomiting because you feel like you can't breathe and that you will suffocate if you puke again..you spit some foamy saliva into the toilet until you calm down. You feel a wave of euphoria wash over you because you feel SO much better. Then you have to rinse all those nasty sour bits out of your mouth. You will NEVER eat ______ ever again. May 19 8:53 PM MST

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Dear longterm boyfriend,

I hate the text messages you send me for me to wake up to. They make my dad get off to a really crappy start. They are too slushy and romantic and make me feel sick and be less attracted to you. Any text message with the word 'soul', 'eternity' and 'entwined' should go through a screening process before it reaches me, because you make me want to puke. Oh and furthermore, stop talking about 'the future'. It freaks me out. And i will never marry you either. Or have kids. I have better stuff to do.

P.S I love you. Aug 30 3:10 AM MST

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I hate being extremely nauseated. I hate knowing i'm going to puke any minute now. I hate the anticipation. I hate puking. Jan 22 11:47 PM MST

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I hate the dorms. My roommate sucks, everything smells and is broken...this is why the smart people continue their education? So they can smell other people's puke? I hate how they think that it's "cool" that dorms are so crappy. No, it's not cool. We don't like it. Oct 6 1:02 AM MST