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I hate that at parties I always make the mistake of either admitting i'm afraid of balloons or making it painfully obvious that balloons scare me because NEVER has there been a time when some asshole didn't chase me with a balloon or came up behind me and pop a balloon when I wasn't expecting it. WTF!!!! I hate parties solely based on the fact that there's always balloons and there's always an asshole that thinks that it's funny that i'm terrified of balloons.....
I HATE BALLOONS!!!!! Apr 1 11:55 AM MST

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I hate how life is just one big roller-coaster. One week everything's fine I'm on top of the world and I couldn't ask for more, the next my whole world starts falling apart. Why is it so fucking bumpy right? Why is all this happening? I just want things to be stable again. I hate these severe ups and downs. Oct 18 2:33 PM MST

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I hate college. I'm a math major in my third year, and my GPA is pretty decent, but for the love of god I hate college.

Perhaps I should say "Universities." The UC system is a giant coorporate machine that takes high school students and forces them into overpriced and overrated classes all for the benefit of a stupid piece of paper that says I'm intelligent at the end. I swear to god I was more intelligent before I came here.

I spend most of my days studying or stressing over annoying shit that will never matter for my entire life.

Maybe I should put some of what I'm learning to use right now, just so it's not all in vain. You want a proof! I'll write you a damn proof!

Claim: Universities are heartless, disgusting, dispassionate and detached factories that just give you one more meaningless obstacle to overcome in life.

Proof: If universities are so great, then why am I working my ass off to the point that I have to start applying Rogain on a daily basis. Why is it that unless you're pretty much below the poverty line, you have to fork over as much money as you possibly can, and if you're lucky, you're parents will help you, but you're not really that lucky, because now they spend every single day working THEIR asses off just so you can be somewhere you don't even wany to be. And worst of all, student fees keep increasing because of an alleged BUDGET CRISIS! What the hell is going on? The school I go to charges over 20,000 students over 15,000 dollars a year! Where is it going?

Not to mention all of the ignorant, easy major choosing, homophobic, chauvanistic, frat guy excuses for students. I hate them most of all.

I just wish I had the courage to make it on my own, without all this mind numbing crap.

Or, for the more mathematical folks:

My life + College = a good future

Now substitute:

My life + College = a lot of money + a bunch of shit I don't need

And rearrange the equation:

College - a lot of money = a bunch of shit I don't need - my life



Q.E.D. May 7 12:15 AM MST