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I hate that we still need to use toilet paper.And for some reason it's a bit weird having wet naps by your toilet. People give you strange looks after using your bathroom.
I can't help it if I like a clean anus.. You'd think in this era of high technology we'd have come up with a better way to clean our ass.
I want my three sea shells dammit. Jun 26 3:23 PM MST

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I hate when you have a new girlfriend, and you have to poo really bad, and she won't go away.

Come on woman, I like being around you, but can you go home for an hour or something so I can stop feeling sick?

Damn, I hate having to make doodie when a hot chick is around.

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I hate that when I take a dump, sometimes the water splashes back from the drop of my waste, and comes into contact with my butt. It's so nasty, it's toilet water! I hate how uncomfortably disturbing this post is. Apr 3 5:37 AM MST

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I hate how every time i go in the toilets at work they stink of crap and the next person that comes in thinks i just took a massive stinky dump when all i was doing was washing out my cup. GOD I HATE WORK POOERS! And work. Aug 29 3:05 AM MST

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I hate when I get explosive diarrhea, not only is it painful but messy! I mean common, I hate not having a girlfriend to clean that shit up. Dec 19 3:39 PM MST