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I hate that I am not Thomas Jefferson.
Sally Hemings was hot. Feb 4 12:58 AM UTC
me too (7)

I hate racist blokes, telling tasteless jokes
And explaining where people belong
I hate ignorant folks, who pay money to see gigs
And talk through every fucking song
I hate people in night clubs, snorting coke
And explaining where your going wrong
Well if you agree, then come hating with me
And feel free to sing along

And it goes:
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Wonderful, love it

Well I hate pointless status updates on Facebook
FYI we were never "m8"s
We pretend to be friends on the internet
When in real life, we have nothing to say
To each other, oh brother I have love for my mother
For good times, for music and my mates
Yeah I laugh, and live and I have love to give
But sometimes all you can do is hate

And it goes:
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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Well I hate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas
They only eat pizza and chips
I hate stepping outside, for a smoke and some guy
Coughs, like your lungs are his
And I hate queuing up, for festival toilets
Especially when you need to shit
And I hate the X-Factor, for murdering music
You bunch of money grubbing pricks

And it goes:
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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And I hate them magazines, aimed at insecure teens
That make ten year old's race to grow up
Hey kids, let's all be anorexic or better
Eat chocolate until you throw up
Keep your Hollywood stars, and their stupid cars
And the Bo-tox, that makes them look fucked
Just grow old with grace, have you seen Cher's face
It looks like it's been hit by a truck

And it goes:
La, la, la, la, la, la
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One more time, loud as you can
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
~Passenger Nov 19 3:13 PM UTC
me too (18)

I hate when I wash my hands at public restrooms and someone just walks by without washing hands. I hate these people. Touching everybody and everything with their fucking filthy hands. YOU NASTY FUCKS. Mar 5 4:24 AM UTC
me too (38)

I hate the people on this site who complain about the stupidest of things.

Do I care if you hate the fact the sky is blue instead of red? No.

Do I give a damn if you hate you're neighbor because he walks around in nothing but a bath robe? NO.

Do you honestly think I care if you hate so and so because they believe in something you don't. NOOO!

Why have people turned to social networking to state their dumb opinions? I mean, don't get me wrong, sites like this let people know they're aren't alone in what they hate, but I think people come here and spam the dumbest things they can think of to see if it is passed through. Jan 26 2:22 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Can you imagine if I went on a rampage and just put, "First world problem!" on every post that seemed trivial? My doucheometer would be pegged for sure.
me too (29)

I hate bar patrons who run my legs off all day and don't tip! I understand times are tough in fact tell me about it I make five dollars an hour and work hard to keep a smile on my face so that you may enjoy your time here. I take your comments and deal with your roaming hands. I clean the nasty floors you piss on and listen to you bitch. I have a family to support to. Remember that as you chug those beers one after another. I wish you'd remember you wouldn't be drinking them like that here if I didn't bring them to you. Im simply suggesting you consider at least one dollar for a seven hour shift I mean come on I deliver you at least twenty four beers in that amour of time. Come on really. I hate knowing people are that stingy and still can be so demanding. Jan 16 5:45 PM UTC
me too (4)

Someone on here made a post saying that hatebook has become depressing when in actuality, it's always(in a way) was already depressing since it's been full of hate from the start. I really don't mean to pick at you, if you're reading this, but this website is called HATEbook for a reason. So of course you are not only going to see a hate post about paving slabs, hole punches or daisies. Just because you may not be able to relate to a "depressing" hate post does not mean it's tedious or whatever. Well, for you it may be, but a hate post as the one you describe, may be boring to the next person as well. Who cares?! Don't read it then. Again, I don't mean to be rude or to attack you and any other, I'm just simply stating.

Also, its really funny because I can bet you all that half the people who 'me too'd' that post also posted about fat/ugly/emo/having no friends/partner/hating their friends/partner either before or after things happened to them. I just wanted to state all this, even though that post is most likely over a year or more old.

I also wonder if the masterhater ever made an anynomous random hate post out of fun.

I hate bad things and that it even exist. Ugh! Dec 19 4:02 AM UTC
me too (23)

I hate it, when I go to someone's house and the dog jumps all over me and the owner says "oh, it's ok, he's friendly". Guess what: I'm not. Get your dog off me! Dec 5 4:36 PM UTC
me too (52)

I hate the fact that although I have seen several people who were decent people in high school become scum, I have never seen anybody who was a creep in high school become nice when they grew up.

I could write about the church going girl who became a prostitute, the go-getter in class who is going to jail soon. Why can't I write about the school bully who grew up to become a decent, trustworthy person?

People just seem to change for the worse. Why can't anybody ever change for the better? I wouldn't care if I met a school bully who had cleaned him or her self up and they told me they had turned to Jesus or something. If it gets the job done and the old school thug is now a nice person, I would be happy to shake his hand.

But it never happens. I just keep seeing people who were decent and trustworthy when I knew them in school and they have all turned into scumbags. It never happens the other way around. Feb 8 7:24 AM UTC
me too (37)

i hate when women decide to wear so much perfume and them i get stuck in an elevator or a bus or some kind of confined area and i have to breath in there scent. the scent doesnt even smell good. its always old lady smell. even dudes tht were to much cologne makes them smell so bad. and they all own edd hardie or something. fucking stupid. humans are pathetic Nov 16 6:14 PM UTC
me too (47)

I hate guilt trips. I swear when anybody goes on one I feel like shit over something that isn't my fault or doesn't matter. I hate that I'm so easily influenced by guilt. I hate when people are so manipulative! Oct 21 9:28 PM UTC
me too (55)

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