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I hate whispering. Rather a lot. Not matter what is actually being whispered about, if people are whispering somewhere nearby, you inevitably thing its something related to you. Sure, that's the human condition, always centering on oneself. But when when people are whispering (especially people you know) in close proximity, you always have to wonder... what are they wanting to keep a secret? Apr 22 1:18 AM MST
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I hate the friend zone, you try and become nice and then all you become is a good friend to be walked all over. And then you try and be altuistic and show some chivalry, but no girl wants that anymore, and you just get stuck alone for your acts of kindness! Jan 6 6:04 AM MST
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I hate peeing , I hate how it consumes up around a minute of my time. I hate how I am a female and I do not have the advantage of whipping out my wizzer and peeing. I hate how I have to go through this long drawn out task of undoing my jeans, pulling my jeans down, pulling my underwear down, making sure the seat of the toilet is either up or down , I hate that in unsanitary situations I have to balance squat over the toilet and try not to pee everywhere, I hate having to grab the toilet paper and roll it all nice and wipe and then I hate standing up and having to pull my underwear up , pulling my jeans up, doing my jeans up, and then the obvious task of washing my hands I do not hate I appreciate that. however its something that is just a waste of my time and I hate peeing. Jun 16 8:57 PM MST
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I hate when you sit down to pee, and while your still peeing you start to poop. god! can't it just wait a couple seconds to come out! it's just a horrible feeling to be doing both at the same time.... Jun 11 7:04 PM MST
Masterhater says: We definitely need smarter spell checkers. What are we supposed to do when we can't even spell the word close enough to get suggestions? It should check words that are close while 'simultaneously' checking phonetically similar choices. Oh... wait... scratch that, Mozilla spell checker got it. Dang it, way to ruin my rant.
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I hate that I have to pee all the time and then I get nervous if I know I wont be near a bathroom for a long time (like a bus ride)
I hate planning my life around my bladder!!!!! Feb 20 9:11 PM MST
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I HATE having the world's smallest fucking bladder. I can take one sip of water and have to go pee 10 minutes later. I hate waking up 50 times a night when I barely drank anything earlier in the day. As I'm typing this, I need to pee right now.

I hate how my boyfriend always complains/makes fun of me for it. It's a fucking necessary biological response. What the fuck do you expect me to do about it? It's not my fault.

And I hate when you walk past the bathroom while a guy is peeing for about an hour. It sounds like someone is pouring out a gallon of milk. Oct 4 6:13 PM MST
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I hate that I REALLY have to pee, but I'm too lazy to get up and go.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I HAVE TO PEE! Apr 11 6:30 AM MST
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i hate that last night when i was drunk i peed on the floor and today i have to clean it Jan 11 3:32 AM MST
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I hate it when you masturbate and when you get to the point of climax all that comes out is piss and not cum..It feels good but then piss fills my pants and leeks onto my bed...why can't I cum? Nov 8 4:11 AM MST
Masterhater says: you might want to hit up the ol' doc for that one. Sounds like some blockage.
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I hate when you so comfotable in bed and just about to fall asleep and than realize you have to pee. Nov 5 8:09 AM MST
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