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I sincerely hate how I only recently found out that pickles are just cucumbers. Straight up. I found out in the middle of a party and became the laughing stock of the night. And since, I've been excited with that new knowledge and, in disbelief, tell people, and still they mock me.

I'm 25-years-old, so I suppose I should have known that, but who has time to think about pickles and cucumbers? I mean, it's not like knowing the world is round. (which, incidentally, I also hate. The world feels fucking flat, man.)

My fucking parents didn't even tell me the difference. Can you believe that shit? I cannot believe it. I hate that they never told me. They never told me how awful the world is and how mean people are - and now this.

What's the point of continuing on? For a few months there I felt fairly well adjusted. I was in touch with reality, switched on - all the while hating it, of course - and now I've got this shit to deal with. I'm going to be so fucking pissed off if I end up in a mental institution with this new piece of info on my mind. AAGGGGHH!!

What really pisses me off, though, what I really hate, is that for years I've been putting pickles AND cucumbers on my sandwiches; they've been overloaded with fucking cucumbers. It's bullshit.

I'm going to call my parents. ...they never told me... Dec 8 6:39 AM MST
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I hate as soon as an employee finishes perfecting a wall of jeans, a rude customer wants to find jeans for themselves. This is fine if the customer acknowledges the employee's hard work, but most of the time that is not the case. Instead the rude customer destroys 3 hours of hard work in a matter of 5 minutes without any consideration. Dec 20 3:37 AM MST
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