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i hate how when i talk to someone and they'll look at my face just because thats the focus point, but i'll automatically think there is something on my face, so my whole train of thought rambles off into a frensy of 'omg do i have my dinner around my chin, has my lerking spot finally grown a head and pussed eveyrwhere, do i have a hairy mole growing on my cheek, do i have a bogey hanging low?' and then i lose track of what i was talking about in the first place which leads me then to say "so yeah you know what i mean?" when i havent even got to the punchline of my story.
it fustrates me more than i can say. Aug 5 11:39 AM MST

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I hate the fact that I'm 37 and a mom to 3 teenage girls and that it took me 3 years figure out what in the heck you teens meant. I hate that I spent 3 yrs asking, "WHO IN THE HELL IS EMO?" and everyone laughed at me. What I hate most is that I will have to wait another 5-10 years to laugh my ass off and tell you how totally stupid you looked in your ugly-ass eyeliner and Azrael Prince of Darkness attire when I show you kids photos of yourselves looking "emo." Jul 24 5:57 AM MST

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I hate the whole concept of the "senior citizen's discount". Apparently, every business in the entire realm of existence is supposed to offer to foot some pre-determined percentage of the bill just because some old codger has his AARP card. I can understand letting a child into the amusement park for free. They have no money to begin with. But as for you, Grandpa, I say "no more". Not only are you probably sitting on a mountain of cash that you've been hoarding since your frugal ass entered the work force, but now that your retired you mooch off of Social Security, making damn sure there's none left for me when I need it. And on top of all that, you want a discount on your early bird special? If anything, you should be paying extra. Not just because you made some schmuck work twice as hard to prepare your meal with your "little added requests" about how the food is to be prepared, but mainly because all you really manage to do is take up space. You can't drive, you smell funny, you forget to close your mouth after you've stopped talking, and worst of all, you contribute absolutely nothing to society. "Well, I used to!" you may say. Well, I used to crap my pants when I was a toddler, but I've moved on. You should, too! Stop expecting some kind of discount just because you've got one foot in the grave. It demeans old people and makes them seem feeble and helpless. If you can't afford to pay full price, than you shouldn't be going out to eat in the first place. Besides, who knows how many innocent people you endangered getting behind the wheel of your brand new Cadillac. A Cadillac that I'm sure you paid FULL PRICE for!!! Sep 28 8:24 PM MST

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I hate old people who think the world should feel sorry for them. Now if there is a valid reason to feel sorry for old people...fine, but I am talking about those old people that have two houses, all the money in the world, the best of the best, but the only thing that is keeping them back is health. Like that can't walk or whatever. Just look at them, eating the best of the best food, watching HBO on their 50' HDTV's, reading People magazine, and then they say "oh, my life sucks, I just want to die because I can't walk outside." Shut the hell up you selfish old hags, and live your lifes out. Bodies aren't usually meant to walk at 90 years old. Look at me, I have to work my ass off to survive life, and I don't complain. Look at the average person that has bad health...they preserve and fight it. But rich old hags who can't walk have to have pity put upon them? Amazing.

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I hate the senile, useless, senior citizens where I work. Yesterday, I came around the corner to find this witless hag pulling her pants down and backing up to an armchair to take a crap on it. She couldn't remember where her bathroom was, so she wandered out into the hall and decided that a piece of upholstered furniture was just as good.

Honestly, why do we work so hard to keep these people "alive"? God forbid these miserable old once-were-people not survive as long as possible to burden the rest of us. They have no quality of life or reason for living. Nothing left in them to distinguish them as individuals or even as something better than animals, really. They are human equivalent of goldfish. Feb 29 2:41 AM MST

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I hate it when old people call in to Tech support. They are never willing to learn or work with Tech Support. Old people should have to take classes and pass a test before being given anything with the slightest bit Oct 24 8:21 AM MST

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I hate old people who do their shopping the weekends. Why can't they do their shopping in the week when the rest of us are work. They just stand around in gangs, chatting and getting in the way. It's takes them an hour to choose a loaf of bread then then when they get to the checkout they take ages looking for the EXACT money, counting every god damned penny. They may not have anything else to do while they are waiting to die but I do. Oct 17 7:10 PM MST

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I hate old people on the roads in cars they clearly can't control. I hate the old biddies out for a 7.5mph drive in their Micra whilst sitting on a cushion so they can see over the steering wheel. I hate old people who think buying a Rover 75 estate whilst being less than 5ft tall is a good idea. Oct 17 4:48 AM MST

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i hate that i always dream im at work. what kind of useless crap is that. i could be dreaming about hot sex or being a flying squirrel, but alas no i dream about making salads and trying to be nice to the perpetually old. Apr 13 3:38 AM MST

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I hate when you are walking behind like 50 old people in grocery stores! They always stop for no reason! They stop at everything they see then admire it for like 67 years. Then they will like fall asleep into a coma and you are stuck behind them waiting for them to go. Then when you leave the grocery store they are right in front of you in their cars. They like want to haunt you or something. Then your behind them in your car and they like pass out on a green light. Mar 21 12:02 PM MST

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I hate old people that are always telling you what your doing wrong and how all your life problems mean nothing becuase they had it bad when they grew up. ya fucking right, i would have loved to live in the 50's every one was in a plur of being happy cuase they belived every thing the government told them. Then got bitter in the sixtys when it was all a lie.

And i hate when there is the one guy at work or maybe one of your friends that talk about all the girls they have banged. And you can tell they are lieing, i just want to kill them. Dec 22 2:40 PM MST

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I hate old people who smell like mothballs. I had to go to the dentist today and some old dude was in the waiting room and he STUNK of mothballs. Why do old people fill their houses with mothballs? Ugh. It just adds to that old people smell of pee, ben-gay and dusty old people smell. Nov 7 10:25 AM MST