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I hate it when people sniffle and suck the snot back up their nose, pick their nose, and wipe their nose with their hand. Tissue paper was invented to help people cheaply and efficiently expel and dispose of their snot. A variety of cold medications, flu medications, anti-histamines, and nasal sprays were invented to cheaply and easily suppress the body's urge to make runny snot in public. Heck, if tissues are hard to find, what stops a person from reaching out for a handkerchief, toilet paper, or even newspaper to clear the snot out? Yet people choose to force the snot back up their nose until the body is inevitably forced to sneeze it out, which results in an even revolting mess, as the snot flies everywhere in a wide fountain of droplets at 100 miles an hour (161 kilometers an hour). And it sucks that these sick fools have to flaunt their runny noses IN PUBLIC, especially where food is being served. There is nothing I hate more than watching and hearing some stupid, mannerless fucker take a long, loud drag of snot up his or her nose, then sneeze loudly (without covering the mouth), then drag even more snot up the nose, and play with it between their fingers, all whilst I'm trying to eat. Makes me feel like vomiting on the spot, and beating the crap out of that disgusting bastard for not bothering to take the decency to go to the bathroom and clean their nose. Mar 23 7:27 AM UTC
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I hate it when my grade 4 students pick their nose and eat it while I am teaching a lesson....they actually think I can't see them sneaking their booger snacks. It is so sick, one time I literally gagged and worried I might lose my egg sandwich right on the kid's desk. Jun 6 3:58 AM UTC
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I hate people who pick their noses in front of you, and then eat it. That's disgusting! Keep it to your self! I don't care if you do it when no ones watching, just don't do it in front of me. It's so gross I can't describe it Jul 17 7:47 PM UTC
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i hate it how i always think i have a booger up my nose so i blow/wipe my nose every five minutes to make sure i dont get any. And when I'm talking to people I'm worried i have a booger up my nose so I go away to blow it. And it turns out that there's nothing up there and I'm wasting my time blowing my nose every 5 minutes.
BUT THEN, when I don't blow my nose every 5 minutes, it turns out i have a booger up there and I'm worrying that i was talking to someone and all they could see was this big booger.
I hate boogers, i wish they didn't exsist or that my nose didn't have holes in it so no one could see. Jan 16 11:47 AM UTC
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I hate half-colds. I hat the way that only a half of your nose gets plugged and the other half is fine. I hate that in order to balance it I have to lay to one side. Then it just gets plugged again Aug 9 11:10 AM UTC
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I hate when you know you're getting a zit right by your nose because IT HURTS.
I hate it when it also doesn't turn white for a few days, so you have this huge large red lump by the side of your nose. I FUCKING HATE IT. I also hate when I don't know when it's going to turn white, so I'm paranoid every time I talk to a person because I think they're staring at it. Jul 18 1:19 PM UTC
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I hate eating when I have a cold. You can't breathe through your nose so you have to chew then breathe then chew. Plus everything tastes different. I also hate how my nose gets irratated when I blow it all the time. Nov 13 7:52 PM UTC
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I hate it when you have something in your teeth or nose, but no one tells you about it. Seriously, It's MORE embarrassing if you DON'T tell me than if you were to say, "Uh, you've got something in your teeth..." Where do those random black teeth dots come from anyways?
And I hate it when people don't tell you, but look at you all weird like, or aviod eye contact. Come oonnnn...tell tell! Apr 24 4:05 PM UTC
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I hate how I always "dig the gold" while I'm driving. It always seems to appear when I'm driving and I'm always tripping somebody will see me and that's embarassing. I hate boogers! Nov 22 4:43 PM UTC
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i HATE fucking colds! i hate it that i cant breath. i hate it that my throat feels like it is coated in dust. and i HATE it that my nose keeps running. but since i cant breath i cant do anything but constantly wipe it. and then my nose gets all raw and hurtful. and i hate that! and i hate that you think you have your nose undercontrol, and so you leave a kleenex behind when you shop somewhere or something but it randomly starts running out of control and you dont know what you can do without looking disgusting. so you run to the bathroom and use a CRAPPY paper towel to wipe your nose and it is rough and kills your already raw nose. and i HATE it when you have to sneeze and you dont and your eyes get all watery. and then when you do you try to control it so nothing comes out of your nose and you get spit everywhere. i hate colds. i hate colds. i HATE FUCKING COLDS. Nov 6 4:06 AM UTC
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