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I HATE Callcenters that always seem to have the special talent of calling you at 8:00AM to ask about some shit that doesnt even concern you. They seem to be especially talented in timing because they always seem to call around dinner time. And when I finally get my ass home from a hard days work there they are again asking you some shit about a dishwasher you didnt even buy. If they call me once, thats fine but for gods sake don't call me 1 time and after 5 min. again because I didnt change my mind about getting a second life-insurance whilst sitting on the toilet. Callcenters If you ask me the most useless thing people ever thought of. Jan 29 4:32 PM UTC

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i hate when i get abducted by aliens.. they are all gooey like toast and i hate to touch them with glockenspiels.. i hate space shuttles.. space shuttles are ugly like grocery bag mothers in New
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i hate that the aliens make me play hungry hippos then eat salted sticks of butter in the closet only on Saturday... i hate that they steal manicans from department stores.. i hate sherbet flavored puppies carrying electric leaf blower garbage baggage packs..

i hate your dusty nickel case

i hate that i just wrote nonsense and i hate that i enjoyed it Feb 14 11:05 PM UTC