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I hate commercials and advertisements that have people looking SO FREAKING HAPPY and they have their mouths like, hanging open with this look of surprise or elation on their face.

It's like OMG TOOTHPASTE! *opens mouth and raises eyebrows*

OMG listen to our morning radio TALK SHOW *opens mouth and raises eyebrows*

OMG I have raging gonorrhea! Oh how it burns! *opens mouth and raises eyebrows*

Who the hell does that in normal everyday life? Nothing can be that damn exciting. Sep 30 11:42 AM MST