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i hate that i will never have the quintessential high school experience package, complete with cute jock boyfriend and house parties, because i am at a stupid college prep school where 1) the boys are five feet tall, disgusting, and only capable of playing badminton and 2) everyone is too boring to throw interesting house parties... all of them suck here

i keep telling myself that i need to get out of the bubble, but i feel like i'm missing out on something really crucial.

i'm a pretty cute girl. what do i say when i get to college and have to explain to some guy who wants to hook up that i'm a virgin (and haven't even given a complete handjob) because the guys in my class are nasty egotistical nerds? everyone's probably going to think it's a cover and that i really have herpes. great. Nov 12 5:02 PM MST

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I hate the senile, useless, senior citizens where I work. Yesterday, I came around the corner to find this witless hag pulling her pants down and backing up to an armchair to take a crap on it. She couldn't remember where her bathroom was, so she wandered out into the hall and decided that a piece of upholstered furniture was just as good.

Honestly, why do we work so hard to keep these people "alive"? God forbid these miserable old once-were-people not survive as long as possible to burden the rest of us. They have no quality of life or reason for living. Nothing left in them to distinguish them as individuals or even as something better than animals, really. They are human equivalent of goldfish. Feb 29 2:41 AM MST

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I hate when you are on the laptop in the dark and a stupid gnat or other small, flying insect keeps hovering around the monitor because it's the only light in the room. Step off punk! *swats* May 30 8:04 PM MST