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I HATE shit coffee. It's a mortal sin that someone who cannot understand the basics of making coffee should be allowed to serve it. Aug 12 2:31 AM MST

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I hate my period. I hate being a girl sometimes. Okay actually a lot of the time I hate being a girl. We have to wear uncomfortable lingerie, are expected to WANT to push a watermelon demon spawn out of a hole the size of a kumquat. GEE THANKS.

I HATE MY PERIOD. I hate the cramping, bloating, goddamn f*cking mood swings, crying for no reason (I don't have kleenex), being too cold, being too hot, bloated like a whale, my boyfriend not knowing what it's like, snapping at him, friends, family, strangers, the break outs, the stupid food cravings, the needing to watch romantic movies i've already seen... and throwing money away on rich pharmaceutical's pain relievers.

Take it all back. Sometimes it would be nice to be a stupid man for once. They are only expected to be stupid what with the penis jokes and humor. Stupid fucks think they know what it's like. I'd like to see one of them 9 monthes pregnant with quints, bawling their eyes over little house on the prairie while they're stuffing their face with a tub of ice cream and going "why me?"

Then, when they go to get birth control, would love to see the men bitch about the fact that it's not covered by their insurance and deal with the fact that the girlfriends won't help them pay for it (the way most men do.)

I hate my period. Who needs hormones anyway? Jul 14 5:04 PM MST

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As I'm sitting here in class, I feel that I need to single out some people that I truly hate:
- I hate you, you stupid Russian kid in my college class. You waste our time by asking pointless, personal questions and then you disrespect the teachers. If you think you have all the answers, go back to Mother Russia with her backasswards technology and plot how to overthrow the US, like it was still Stalin's era.
- Girl-who-thinks-she-is-hot- you look like Britney Spears on a bad day, complete with Frappacino, except completely busted in the face. I hate your swagger, your greasy hair, your hooker makeup, and your lovehandles oozing out of your entirely-too-small and poorly-made top. Get over yourself.
- Creepy ass kids who sit up front. I am quite confident you would rim our 84 year old teacher if it would get you 1 point back on your tests. The funny thing is, I get higher grades then you, but you actually take things seriously. Stop wasting class time with your pointless displays and attention-seeking behavior. Get a hobby.
-Black people- ok so now someone's going to call me racist, but let's be real: the few black kids in my class just embody the stereotype. Loud, stupid, not paying attention to anything. Even though we spend most of our classes talking about why black people have much higher incidence of chronic disease and health outcome disparities. At least pay attention to issues that concern you!
-most people in our class- you are a typical breed of lazy, fat, white Americans. You're bred like livestock, except you're useless. You are preoccupied with sports and pretending to be higher class then you are, because you saw it on tv. You have preconceived notions about people who are not like you. That's pretty funny, considering I come from the highest-earning and smartest group of people in the US. Hate me because I'm better than you, not because I'm brown. You sicken me beyond any of the other people I mentioned- I hate you as a whole. I don't hate all russians, whores, and black people, but I hate you all. All of your faces should be plastered on an abortion clinic billboard to remind most of America not to make mistakes like you. Good day sirs. Nov 17 9:13 AM MST