link hereI hate how men are always questioning whether or not they are "real men". They make up little stupid games and arbitrary rules to determine who is or is not a "real" man. What the hell? Where does this confusion come from?
Well, it's OK, Sweetie, I'm here for you. Don't be scared, I'm here and we'll go through this step-by-step.
1) Take a deep breath and let it out.
2) Undo your pants and pull them down, baring your loins.
3) Take another deep breath.
4) Let it out slowly as you allow your gaze to drop to your bared pubic area. Easy, easy now. Don't panic.
5) Remain calm and detached. Observe carefully the general features of the area.
6) I what you see is a horrible tubelike, inside-out vagina thingy dangling off the front of your groin, then congratulations! You really are a real man!
7) If you see the horrible tubelike, inside-out vagina thingy and still aren't sure whether it means you're a man or not, then do us all a favor and go jump off a bridge.
Sep 24 7:43 PM UTC