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I hate not being able to communicate with you fully. I hate this language barrier. I wish I knew more of your language so I could communicate with you and avoid so much embarrassment. I hate freezing up and getting confused with the most simple things. I hate feeling inadequate... Apr 20 6:43 AM UTC
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I hate that I have had to ask more than 1 of my ex-boyfriends to please have sex with me.
I hate that after we've had sex once and he's had time to recover that he doesn't want to go again. Are you a man or not? Are you straight or not?
I hate constantly hearing Spanish and Chinese on a daily basis. I hate feeling like I'm in a damn foreign country in my own country every second. If people want to come to this country they need to immigrate here legally, pay taxes and speak English like every other moron has had too since 17-fucking-76! Apr 16 6:02 AM UTC
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I hate that I can never love the men who are good to me and really want me. I hate that in theory I am falling for an intelligent, responsible man with a great sense of humor, a progressive view of women, and who treats me like better than any man before. But in reality I am falling for the idea of him and the thought of actually kissing him repulses me.

I hate that I always fall for real for the potheads with too many bracelets and campfire smells. They're the ones who have beautiful things to say but will always treat me like shit in the end.

I hate that as hard as I try I can't control any of this. Jan 21 12:09 AM UTC
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I hate sleazy old guys. I work at a convenience store and I hate it when some wrinkled old guy comes to my workplace smelling like he's been swimming in beer and winks an eye and smirks and thinks it's somehow cute or appealing or anything else than sleazy and disgusting and slightly nightmare-inducing. Oct 24 12:17 AM UTC
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I hate "nice guys". Whats nice about hanging around a woman, dishonestly play-acting at friendship when you're really hoping she'll miraculously forget she isn't attracted to you and throw herself on your cock?

Why do you think you have the right to complain that "women only likes assholes" when you are an asshole too? Your real problem is that you're just not a particularly attractive asshole. Oct 16 8:38 PM UTC
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I hate the common modern day practice of financing engagement rings. An engagement ring is supposed to cost a certain portion of a man's yearly salary, and thus be a representation of his ablity to support a wife. There was a time when a woman finding out that an engagement ring was not paid for was grounds for divorce, as it constituted fraud. Nowadays, rings are financed out the wazoo. When a couple marries, their debt is combined. Essentially a woman ends up paying for her own damned engagement ring. Why this is tolerated, I just don't understand. Sep 24 10:31 PM UTC
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I hate how men are always questioning whether or not they are "real men". They make up little stupid games and arbitrary rules to determine who is or is not a "real" man. What the hell? Where does this confusion come from?
Well, it's OK, Sweetie, I'm here for you. Don't be scared, I'm here and we'll go through this step-by-step.
1) Take a deep breath and let it out.
2) Undo your pants and pull them down, baring your loins.
3) Take another deep breath.
4) Let it out slowly as you allow your gaze to drop to your bared pubic area. Easy, easy now. Don't panic.
5) Remain calm and detached. Observe carefully the general features of the area.
6) I what you see is a horrible tubelike, inside-out vagina thingy dangling off the front of your groin, then congratulations! You really are a real man!
7) If you see the horrible tubelike, inside-out vagina thingy and still aren't sure whether it means you're a man or not, then do us all a favor and go jump off a bridge. Sep 24 7:43 PM UTC
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I hate how no man will ever confess that he has a small penis. Its nothing to be that imbarassed about, at least 76 out of 100 guys has a small one. But no one ever says it, they always lie and talk about how big they are and a bunch of bullshit. To tell you the truth, the guy who confesses is going to get laid faster because he TOLD THE TRUTH!! I dont realy care about your size!! as long as your honest with the woman you love she will love you back... get it through your head. its not that hard to tell the truth, you just refuse to make yourself "look bad". Actually, it makes you look like a self-centered asshole. Jul 24 7:27 PM UTC
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i hate stupid idiotic men who think that women only belong in the home...especially when the man speaking can't spell worth a crap and doesn't realize that the "male version of feminism" involves men working for the equality of women. Jan 22 6:51 AM UTC
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I hate when men complain that there's no guy's version of feminism. There IS infact a guy sorta feminist group. It is called NO MA'AM! and is run by Al Bundy. Now you know. Jan 9 4:34 PM UTC
Masterhater says: "the more you know" (rainbow and neat jingle)
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