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I hate it when i'm masturbating and my mom knocks on the door to see if i want something for dinner and it completely ruins the moment. May 27 9:36 AM MST

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I hate that my math teacher is so hot. I don't think she really knows how hard it is to be in her class, or how hard i get in her class. Just thinking about her gets me off. I masturbate about her so much I think my dick might fall off. I get so horny, and she's always leaning over, D cups! AS SOON AS I TURN 18 I'M GONNA FUCK HER INTO OBLIVION! Jan 13 5:40 AM MST

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i hate it when i'm trying to masturbate and the cat comes in and demands attention Oct 28 8:25 AM MST