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- Masterhater


I wish that there should be a shout room in every mall or any public place that is completely empty and sound proof. I can even pay to go to such room and shout all i want to. I want freedom to shout, scream, cry where I can be sure of not being disturbed and I am assured that no one sees me or hears me....I always want to feel that carefree feeling.........

What do you think Masterhater about such a room? Will this business prosper? Aug 25 5:21 AM UTC
Masterhater says: Hmm, sounds like a good plan to me. I just call it "backpacking" though. Plus the mountains scream back, quite the phenomenon.
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OMG! So I hate when I am in awkward situations. Yesterday I was in the elevator with one other person. A smoking hot male. I hate that because standing in an elevator with someone else is quite awkward. So like, I had some major gas going on that day.... So I tried to sneak one out with out embarrassing myself because i hate the stomach pains gas gives me. So instead of letting out a "silent killer" it came out explosive and he looked at me in horror! I automatically blamed it on him. I asked "was that you?!" he looked at me... And pressed the button to the next floor when he had about five more floors to go. He told me that he would pray for me!!! I don't know masterhater what would you have done in my situation?! May 31 7:31 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Not much you can do there. Own up to it. Maybe ask and see if he can guess what you had for dinner last night?
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I hate that ever since I sat down to my computer I haven't got a lick of work done. I also hate that my essay is due in 6 hours. I hate people who believe in unicorns. ALL HAIL MASTERHATER THE HATEGOD!!! Feb 17 1:59 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Whoa whoa whoa, don't get carried away. I'm a hate demigod at best. A demi-hail will do just fine.
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I hate that someone thought Masterhater was a british guy!

Clearly it's a 20 something american lesbian. Jan 6 10:30 AM UTC
Masterhater says: bist du sicher?
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I hate how I read all the blurbs Masterhater posted trying to glean information about his/her life. I hate that I've convinced myself that he's a British he between 15-26 years old with a G.E.D. in Renaissance architecture. Gott verdammt. Dec 31 6:14 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Jolly good guess I say. Not quite up to snuff, but keep up the diligent work chap.
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I hate how I've wasted about 3 hours of my life on hatebook reading the hate that Masterhater replies to. I hate how I totally have a huge crush on him/her. You could be a girl/guy/hermaphrodite/transvesite etc. I don't care. I'm like a little 6th grader with my school girl crush. I hate how I have a crush on a person who I don't even know but am incapable of forming relationships with people outside the internet. Sad? Yes.

Masterhater, I hope you have a good day. :)

P.S Thank god this is anonymous or I would be really embarassed. Dec 19 6:34 AM UTC
Masterhater says: a) Does a 6th grader crush mean you want to sit at the same lunch table as me? b) Reading the hates I comment on isn't a waste of time...my meaningless blurbs? That's another story c) Not sure why I'm making a list here, it just seemed official. d) Twas a fine day thanks.
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I hate masterhater for being so god damn sexy, I guess it's his artistic flamboyance (yeah I'm nodding at you, Mr Stickman). Nov 7 2:26 AM UTC
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I hate how I want to fuck a guy about twenty years older than me, say, around 36. I hate having the hots for older men but thinking of myself as "logical" in any other situation. Hah. I'm such a moron. And jailbait. Don't forget jailbait.

By the way, Masterhater, how old are you? ;) Aug 1 5:41 AM UTC
Masterhater says: Dear jailbait, I'm old enough to not want to go to jail.
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i hate it how people always write stuff to the masterhater i mean why would you want some radom person you dont even know commenting your problems.

i hate it how the masterhater doesnt actually comment or anything "it" just post some random stuff on then yeah

but i like it how i hate is always on bold
i hate i hate i hate i hate hahahhahahahahahaha anywayz does anyone know who the masterhater is?? i hate thinking about it its like a mystery that will never be solved i wish the masterhater just gives a clue to who "he/she" is.... Jul 22 10:40 AM UTC
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i hate when you say "i love you" (in a friendly way) to someone and they don't say it back! then it's all awkward...grrr
when i say i love you say it back.
I LOVE YOU MASTERHATER.
(psstt, *whisper* sayitback) :) Jul 10 5:38 AM UTC
Masterhater says: *Awkward confused stare* o_0
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