 | link hereI HATE the insert key and how it always manages to get press and you don't noticed until your whole fucking sentence is messed up Jun 19 10:18 PM MST | |
link herei hate hangovers. damn my body for faking its hydration! i hate the spins, they suck. i hate headaches after drinking. i hate waking up and actually feeling dumber after a night of drinking. Aug 11 2:41 AM MST | |
link hereI hate not knowing who Materhater is. I bet you did that just knowing deep in your hatefull heart that it would torture so many people on here.
Who is this Masterhater? I hate not knowing if I've passed you on the street, flipped you off while crossing one, or if you're one of the guys on the side of a street with a trendy bright orange vest and hard hat on making yet another street.
Oh the lack of compassion Materhater! Jul 15 5:08 PM MST | |
link herei hate that there are girls on hatebook (and, come to think of it, guys) that occasionally declaim their love for masterhater when for all they know he could be a girl. or a giant panda that's been mutated and learnt how to type and is mocking the human race with its twisted genius and, now that i've figgered out its terrible secret, will now hunt me down and kill me.
bring it on, giant mutated panda.
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i hate that ur laughing at this. i'm serious, y'know. Feb 14 4:37 PM MSTMasterhater says: Well, luckily for me I'm not a giant panda. When I do show up at your door you won't be expecting a thing. You'll just say, "Hey look at that strange rhino at the front door!" (animal names have been changed to protect the innocent) | |
link hereI hate that I scroll through all of the hates just to find ones that Masterhater has responded to. Hey Masterhater, your almost as addictive as myspace! Jul 30 12:32 PM MSTMasterhater says: If only my comments had pictures from the beach...and partying with my besties. Oh, and maybe a song to spice up my page a little. Wait!!! scrolling letters that drop down my page saying "<3MmmmAAAasssstterHAaaattterr!<3" Almost makes you want to go to rehab. | |
link hereI hate how Masterhater has disappeared. Are we too boring? Jul 19 9:51 AM MSTMasterhater says: I've been on sabbatical. Climbed to the top of Mount Hate in Tibet. Teaching the ways of hate to the enlightened ones. | |
link hereI hate how Masterhater rarely ever replies to hates anymore. His comments are always so witty and add a nice touch to the site. Is he in Aruba on a cruise ship sipping pina coladas or did The Man take him down or what? May 30 10:39 PM MSTMasterhater says: I can see it now. International Man of Hate...forced to drink his way between tropical islands bairly escaping the clutches of The Man. | |
link hereIs this your job, Master Hater, to sit around all day reading everyones hate?? well if it is I HATE you because I love and want ur job. And if ur more than one person I hate you all so much more because group reading is so much more fun. May 9 5:12 AM MST | |
link hereI hate losers like the one several hate-posts below who bitch about their "weed problem" as if it's in some way comparable to a real substance addiction, as well as such people that feel this gives them the insight to talk about all drugs even if they've never done them. I also hate the fact that the guidelines of hatebook specifically ask the hater to refrain from commenting on other haters' posts, but for christ's sake some people here are such idiots, bitching about the most mundane things, get a fucking life! Sorry if you have a real problem of some sort but if you smoke too much, get off the couch yank your face outta the bong for a change! You hate your boy/girlfriend or are still in love with your ex? Break up and/or stop hanging out with them already! Hate your friends? Make new ones or learn to be happy without being codependant on shitty people! Hate your parents? Hate college? Get a job, thats the alternative and no one's forcing you to be there! Hate me? Get on your knees, bitch...
PS: I also hate Masterhater to a degree because every time I look at his handle my dirty mind sees "masturbater" and I'll never know if that was his intended result or not because I know I'm not gonna take the time to email him about it in the forseeable future. Feb 25 4:48 PM MST | |
link hereI hate that there is no picture of Masterhater on this site. Are you hot, Master? Feb 1 12:05 AM MSTMasterhater says: I look a lot like a stick figure. Just check out http://www.myspace.com/h8bk | |
link herei hate how masterhater never comments on my hates! Dec 28 4:36 AM MST | |
link herei hate how there is absolutely no information about this website on the main page, there is no "about", "contact us" or even a biography about masterhater, for all we know he could be a big fluffy bunny that promotes peace and love while we are here venting. hmmm... there's something to think about Oct 15 1:02 PM MST | |
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