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I hate that ever since I sat down to my computer I haven't got a lick of work done. I also hate that my essay is due in 6 hours. I hate people who believe in unicorns. ALL HAIL MASTERHATER THE HATEGOD!!! Feb 17 1:59 PM UTC

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I hate that someone thought Masterhater was a british guy!

Clearly it's a 20 something american lesbian. Jan 6 10:30 AM UTC

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I hate how I read all the blurbs Masterhater posted trying to glean information about his/her life. I hate that I've convinced myself that he's a British he between 15-26 years old with a G.E.D. in Renaissance architecture. Gott verdammt. Dec 31 6:14 PM UTC

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I hate how I've wasted about 3 hours of my life on hatebook reading the hate that Masterhater replies to. I hate how I totally have a huge crush on him/her. You could be a girl/guy/hermaphrodite/transvesite etc. I don't care. I'm like a little 6th grader with my school girl crush. I hate how I have a crush on a person who I don't even know but am incapable of forming relationships with people outside the internet. Sad? Yes.

Masterhater, I hope you have a good day. :)

P.S Thank god this is anonymous or I would be really embarassed. Dec 19 6:34 AM UTC

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I hate masterhater for being so god damn sexy, I guess it's his artistic flamboyance (yeah I'm nodding at you, Mr Stickman). Nov 7 2:26 AM UTC

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I hate how I want to fuck a guy about twenty years older than me, say, around 36. I hate having the hots for older men but thinking of myself as "logical" in any other situation. Hah. I'm such a moron. And jailbait. Don't forget jailbait.

By the way, Masterhater, how old are you? ;) Aug 1 5:41 AM UTC

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i hate it how people always write stuff to the masterhater i mean why would you want some radom person you dont even know commenting your problems.

i hate it how the masterhater doesnt actually comment or anything "it" just post some random stuff on then yeah

but i like it how i hate is always on bold
i hate i hate i hate i hate hahahhahahahahahaha anywayz does anyone know who the masterhater is?? i hate thinking about it its like a mystery that will never be solved i wish the masterhater just gives a clue to who "he/she" is.... Jul 22 10:40 AM UTC

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i hate when you say "i love you" (in a friendly way) to someone and they don't say it back! then it's all awkward...grrr
when i say i love you say it back.
I LOVE YOU MASTERHATER.
(psstt, *whisper* sayitback) :) Jul 10 5:38 AM UTC

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Dear Masterhater,

I hate when people laugh at me when
I tell them i am going to rule the world.
I mean I have dreams and wants but people are
always like haha you are really funny,and im like no dude im serious.....then there like o my bad....

I also hate when people anwser questions not ment for them to answer.It just gets on my freaking nerves.Im like hey Gabrielle whats 280+410 and then someone yells out 690 and I am like snitch did i ask you....

You feel what im saying right....... May 6 2:24 AM UTC

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Dear Masterhater,
i dont hate this website, infact i love it... it gives me a kick evertime i read a hate especially the ones in the poop section or sex..i always laugh at them..it makes my day.
masterhater ur soo cool...i hate that i dont know who u are but ur anyminmous for goos reasons.
i think you need more credit for this website...i hope you read this. :)

just becuse im suppose to post a hate:

i hate ants they are infesting my laptop. what the hell its not like i have sticky juice round it..i hate that i now have to go all the way out and buy insect repellant or wateva it is to get rid of it..

P.S i really like the picture of the stick manny with the eyebrows in the corner..everytime i look at him it makes me laugh..hes soo cute x5..:) May 3 8:45 AM UTC