link hereI hate many things about going to a theater:
#1- little kids who cry their asses off thru the whole movie and their... people who call themselves parents... dont shut them the fuck up. One more kid cries while im in there, they're gonna get a .50 cal. armor piercing round in their head.
#2- fat people. The come in 10 minutes after the movie starts with their 4-gallon buckets of popcorn, take like 11 minutes to faggle past you, knocking ovaer all your pop and breathing so heavily that the blow the speakers off the wall, then they gnaw on their popcorn so loud tht you cant hear the movie.
#3- people who kick your chair. You constantly feel like theres a fuckin' bear squeezed in behind you, and you constantly knock your chair back into their legs to give 'em the point, but they just keep doing it.
Jul 26 2:55 AM MST