link hereI hate the local news. I don't care what city you are in, the local news sucks ass.
I hate the stupid mannequins who sit there and read a teleprompter and pretend like they are your trusted best friends, giving it to you straight, when all they are doing is feeding you crap that means virtually nothing.
I hate how they try to make you believe that the weather report is supposed to be so bloody important to you. Like your whole life depends on what the fucking temperature will be tomorrow.
I hate how they gripe when it rains and gripe when it's hot (it's summer, you dumbass) and are always hoping for bland boring days. Thats why our houses have thermostats - constant 70 degrees!!
I hate how the sports is at the ass end of the report, and only lasts for a couple brief minutes, and never tell you anything of interest.
I hate how they make such a big deal about a bunch of douchebags getting paid millions to chase a stupid ball around on a field.
I hate that after all the stories about death and misery, they wrap it up with a cute story about kittensor something, just to make it all better. They are supposed to be your friends after all, aren't they?
Apr 27 9:32 AM MST 
