link hereI hate how the phone or doorbell ALWAYS seems to ring when I'm home alone taking a dump. It's like some sort of cosmic force- it happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!! (Maybe that's a *slight* exaggeration, but 75% of the time isn't. Honestly!)
I also hate how, as a female, it's not 'acceptable' to discuss such matters. But EVERYONE farts and poops and pees and burps- so if guys can talk about it, why can't girls?! Stupid double standards.
Mar 31 9:03 AM UTC