 | link hereI HATE bitches who tote around stupid little yapping, bug-eyed dogs like Chihuahuas. The other day I was in a store in the mall and some girl had the audacity to stroll in with a dog poking out of her ginormous purse. It even had on an outfit. That shit is just ridiculous. Why the fuck would you even bring a DOG to the mall? Is it going to play air hockey in the arcade? Buy a pretzel? Not only is it retarded, it's completely unsanitary. To get to any section of the mall, you have to stroll through the food court. Yeah, I'm sure people really want dog hair, etc. near their food when you walk by. I hope your rat-faced little dog takes a steaming dump in your fake-ass Louis Vuitton purse, you stupid skank. Oct 2 6:10 PM MST | |
link hereI hate community bathrooms in my dorm. I hate that everytime I go to take a shower there is always someone in there taking a massive dump. It's gross. For once I would like to shower with out the smell of shit wafting around! Nov 9 3:45 AM MST | |
link hereI hate people who think that their phone calls and text messages are more important than properly driving their cars. You dumbasses are more dangerous than drunks! You're not that important, so get over yourself! Pull over into a parking lot or something and PARK, then TALK or TEXT! Stop endangering me, my family, people I love, even people I have no fucking use for yet don't want to hear about their deaths. Hang up and DRIVE, dammit! Get those hands on the wheel at 10 and 2, pay attention to the road, pay attention to pedestrians and cyclists. If you can't handle that, take public transportation or hire a goddamn chauffeur! When you drive like an idiot because you're distracted, you're making a decision that may land you in prison for vehicular manslaughter. Do you really want someone's death on your conscience, all because your BFF had to text you about her new Coach purse? Jun 26 3:07 PM MST | |
link hereI hate people who say they have phobias. People claim to have a phobia of something just because they dislike it. I hate when stupid ninnies calmly state that they dont want to go off of the high dive because they have acrophobia, but after some gentle prodding from friends decide to go ahead and jump. That is obviously nota phobia. A phobia is an uncontrollable, irrational, and persistent fear. Not a slight aversion to something. I hate whiny babies who claim fals phobias just to gain attention! Jun 12 12:31 AM MST | |
link hereI hate how every time the season changes the bubble heads on TV news have to act like they are startled beyond belief by the fact that the temperature is different. It's called weather, Retards. None of us out here in Viewerland is suprised by it, so knock off the patronizing bullshit. May 9 11:08 PM MST | |
link hereI HATE American Idol. It's by far, the dumbest goddamn show ever made, well..maybe it's tied for 1st on my hate list with "Dancing with the Stars" and by "Stars" they mean "semi-famous people that aren't funny or interesting in any way, shape or form" Apr 25 11:30 AM MSTMasterhater says: You must have forgot that Adam Carolla was on Dancing with the Stars. He is famous, funny, interesting, shapely and...um...formly?? | |
link hereI hate people who take the side of "nature" in the never-ending Nature vs. Nurture debate. Does nature have a small influence on people? I don't doubt it- but the extent of which some people think its effects are is ludicrous. "Studies show that people with the 3w4o98narw gene are 23% more likely to get divorced!" (Random, hypothetical example, but not so far off from the stupid reports you hear every day on the news). It's a bunch of BULLSHIT! People aren't robots; we have control over our actions because of a little thing called FREE WILL. Unless you have an actual mental problem, stop blaming everything on your genetics and take some fucking responsibility for your actions! Feb 10 4:36 AM MST | |
link hereI hate the people in school (my class) that just wishes a happy birthday to get a slice of the cake.Why don't you say directly Happy Birthday to the fucking cake?YOU SNEAKING PRETENDER!! Oct 29 3:39 AM MST | |
link hereI hate drivers who use merge lanes as passing lanes in heavy traffic.
Congratulations! you're exactly 2 car lengths closer to you destination, not mention you've just cut people off and pissed people who know how to drive and actually increased the driving time of of everyone behind you because of the sudden braking Oct 22 2:00 AM MST | |
link hereI absoultely cannot stand people who obssess over their pets. People who treat their pets like they are human beings. People who spend thousands of pounds on medical bills for dying pets in vain, when that money could be better spent on HUMAN BEINGS. Let's get something straight here - human beings are more important than animals. I love animals, but I hate this society we live in of totally fawning over animals. Get a grip people!
I also hate animals being a substitute child. It's pathetic. Pets are the easy way out - they don't (generally) answer back, they will take any crap you throw at them. People who choose pets over people need to be taken away to an island...and well, i'm not that cruel, just left there away from the rest of us. Oct 21 7:05 PM MST | |
link hereI hate when people can't speak the damn language... No, it is NOT "ATM machine" or "PIN number" and you don't send me "emails". Do you check your mailbox at home for your "mails"? Any while we are at it, "between you and I" just puts "I" in a BAD mood. Oct 15 7:09 AM MST | |
link hereI hate when people try to sound all proper and adult by refering to a woman's genetalia as her "vagina". They even teach their children to call it this. See, the thing is, the vagina is an *internal* organ. So if you can see a woman's vagina just by looking at her bare crotch, then man, you are looking at a chick with serious problems. Get it straight, Idiots, the term is "labia". Of course, if your goal is to sound like a big-talking ignoramous, then keep up the vagina talk. Sep 23 5:21 PM MST | |
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