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I hate that,I fell for my cousin. Before you get all grossed out,it has 2 be explained.

Okay, so my cousin **Bob**[[not his name]]always comes down from louisiana 4 x-mas. I wasn't raised around him,we saw eachother once a year,and it took him til he was 18 to start being really fucking hott,which I hate. So this past x-mas he comes down,and Holy shytee,he's SO Cuteee!

So we went to the beach with our family,and i had grown in height,boobage,and my feet grew like half a size,but anyway,my body looked GOOOD in my red bikini,and **Bob** happened to notice,and when nobody was looking,he squeezed my ass.((It's a cuban ass,so it's appealing in a sense))

The day they leave I txt him "goodbye,and ily"
He said "You LOVE me?"
I said "Yes,And I have for a while"
he said"Me too"

That was it,and now my wholeee family gives me this"You gross psychopathic stalker bitch!!!" kinda look and it bothers me.

I fucking hate BLOOD RELATIONS!!!!!!

Was it really that bad masterhater? Jan 23 9:56 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Yeah, keep your pants on. That's not gonna work out well for you.
me too (73)

I hate when people at work make a "starbucks run" NO, I don't want to spend $5 of a fucking cup of coffee you mindless piece of shit!

I hate all of the lame terminology too. I hate how that stupid ass starbucks invented a language to make straight people feel inadequate.

I hate how you have to have a fucking translator when you go to starbucks to order coffee for someone, when you don't even want any.

I hate saying the following:

"Umm, could I get a Venti, latte with 2 shots of espresso, non-fat milk, and extra hot"

I hate how it really means: "Large coffee, with extra heat for burning my hand when it spills on the ride back to the office"

I hate how the people that work at starbucks treat you like a piece of shit if you don't know how to order. Look fuck face, this isn't Italy, and contrary to what your faggy boss told you, you ARE NOT a "barista!"

You are a "coffee server" so look at me funny one more time you pierced emo-creep.

I hate coffee a lot.

I also hate expensive coffee.

I hate starbucks

bla May 24 7:50 AM UTC
me too (63)

I hate it when you take the first bite of something, but it's too hot, and you burn your tongue. I hate it how I can't taste right for the rest of that meal. Nov 8 2:53 PM UTC
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i hate my shower. i hate that you can't run water anywhere else in the house or else the shower turns ice cold in two seconds. i hate how sometimes the shower will be a trickle and sometimes it will be pounding at you. i hate how the shower is sometimes freezing cold or scalding hot, and i hate how it constantly changes while i am taking a shower so i have to keep adjusting the knobs. May 16 6:29 AM UTC
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I hate that my math teacher is so hot. I don't think she really knows how hard it is to be in her class, or how hard i get in her class. Just thinking about her gets me off. I masturbate about her so much I think my dick might fall off. I get so horny, and she's always leaning over, D cups! AS SOON AS I TURN 18 I'M GONNA FUCK HER INTO OBLIVION! Jan 13 12:40 PM UTC
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I hate that guys always call girls hot. I think it's nice when they call them beautiful :) Nov 24 6:02 PM UTC
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i hate it that the hottest guy ive ever laid eyes on who is absolutely perfect for me whos smart, funny, and hot as HELL is taken. i mean hes not the kinda guy that all the girls want(thats something i like about him btw) but he is totally perfect for me and it sucks that he has a g/f!! he doesnt even acknowledge my existence :( Nov 9 3:16 PM UTC
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i hate the fact my friends dont even believe that i can get any just because they are "hotter" than me...and dont beleive me when i do...when they dont get anything themselves Nov 8 8:28 PM UTC
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