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OMG! So I hate when I am in awkward situations. Yesterday I was in the elevator with one other person. A smoking hot male. I hate that because standing in an elevator with someone else is quite awkward. So like, I had some major gas going on that day.... So I tried to sneak one out with out embarrassing myself because i hate the stomach pains gas gives me. So instead of letting out a "silent killer" it came out explosive and he looked at me in horror! I automatically blamed it on him. I asked "was that you?!" he looked at me... And pressed the button to the next floor when he had about five more floors to go. He told me that he would pray for me!!! I don't know masterhater what would you have done in my situation?! May 31 7:31 PM UTC

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I hate that,I fell for my cousin. Before you get all grossed out,it has 2 be explained.

Okay, so my cousin **Bob**[[not his name]]always comes down from louisiana 4 x-mas. I wasn't raised around him,we saw eachother once a year,and it took him til he was 18 to start being really fucking hott,which I hate. So this past x-mas he comes down,and Holy shytee,he's SO Cuteee!

So we went to the beach with our family,and i had grown in height,boobage,and my feet grew like half a size,but anyway,my body looked GOOOD in my red bikini,and **Bob** happened to notice,and when nobody was looking,he squeezed my ass.((It's a cuban ass,so it's appealing in a sense))

The day they leave I txt him "goodbye,and ily"
He said "You LOVE me?"
I said "Yes,And I have for a while"
he said"Me too"

That was it,and now my wholeee family gives me this"You gross psychopathic stalker bitch!!!" kinda look and it bothers me.

I fucking hate BLOOD RELATIONS!!!!!!

Was it really that bad masterhater? Jan 23 9:56 PM UTC

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I hate when people at work make a "starbucks run" NO, I don't want to spend $5 of a fucking cup of coffee you mindless piece of shit!

I hate all of the lame terminology too. I hate how that stupid ass starbucks invented a language to make straight people feel inadequate.

I hate how you have to have a fucking translator when you go to starbucks to order coffee for someone, when you don't even want any.

I hate saying the following:

"Umm, could I get a Venti, latte with 2 shots of espresso, non-fat milk, and extra hot"

I hate how it really means: "Large coffee, with extra heat for burning my hand when it spills on the ride back to the office"

I hate how the people that work at starbucks treat you like a piece of shit if you don't know how to order. Look fuck face, this isn't Italy, and contrary to what your faggy boss told you, you ARE NOT a "barista!"

You are a "coffee server" so look at me funny one more time you pierced emo-creep.

I hate coffee a lot.

I also hate expensive coffee.

I hate starbucks

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I hate it when you take the first bite of something, but it's too hot, and you burn your tongue. I hate it how I can't taste right for the rest of that meal. Nov 8 2:53 PM UTC

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i hate my shower. i hate that you can't run water anywhere else in the house or else the shower turns ice cold in two seconds. i hate how sometimes the shower will be a trickle and sometimes it will be pounding at you. i hate how the shower is sometimes freezing cold or scalding hot, and i hate how it constantly changes while i am taking a shower so i have to keep adjusting the knobs. May 16 6:29 AM UTC

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I hate that my math teacher is so hot. I don't think she really knows how hard it is to be in her class, or how hard i get in her class. Just thinking about her gets me off. I masturbate about her so much I think my dick might fall off. I get so horny, and she's always leaning over, D cups! AS SOON AS I TURN 18 I'M GONNA FUCK HER INTO OBLIVION! Jan 13 12:40 PM UTC

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I hate that guys always call girls hot. I think it's nice when they call them beautiful :) Nov 24 6:02 PM UTC

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i hate it that the hottest guy ive ever laid eyes on who is absolutely perfect for me whos smart, funny, and hot as HELL is taken. i mean hes not the kinda guy that all the girls want(thats something i like about him btw) but he is totally perfect for me and it sucks that he has a g/f!! he doesnt even acknowledge my existence :( Nov 9 3:16 PM UTC

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i hate the fact my friends dont even believe that i can get any just because they are "hotter" than me...and dont beleive me when i do...when they dont get anything themselves Nov 8 8:28 PM UTC