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I hate sporks.
you know those spoons with 3 prongy things that they give you at places like taco bell?
yeah I fucking hate those. the prongs break and the spoon is too deep... like it could hold liquid if u tried. what the hell do u need a spoon for at taco bell anyway??? seriously... call conco and get some goddamn pro-paks... they come with a spoon a fork (separate entities mind you) and a butter knife... hell you can buy boxes of like 500 spoons and a box of 500 fucking forks.... JUST FUCKING GET RID OF THE DAMN SPORKS ALREADY. who invented sporks? If they're still alive I hope someone who hates sporks as much as I do murders them with sporks... seriously.
geez. you can't even cut a piece of something to eat it without stabbing it a million times and breaking a prong because the side of the spork just doesn't work like the side of a real fork would for cutting into food. and when you try to scoop it... somehow the pieces of food like to fall off because of the unnecessarily steep sides it has so you end up using your fingers to put the damn food on the spork which eliminates the use of any fucking utensil at all... oh... could go on for hours. fucking sporks... I hate you. Jun 25 11:34 AM MST

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I hate working as a security guard inside a mall. I hate the way i have to smile at them even though i'm the most pissed off individual when I come to work. I hate it, because sometimes i turn around and I see some people laughing, and I think they probably thinking i'm some sort of fuckin rent-a-cop. It's true i'm a damn rent-a-cop but for fuck sake i'm serving you the best that i can, giving you directions and kicking out teenagers, can't you at least have some respect? May 11 7:10 PM MST

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I hate when only one of the 2 headphones breaks. I mean come on, just get it over with and both break! Cause if only one is broken, I can't bring myself to throw them in the garbage. Headphones suck. May 17 6:17 AM MST