"i hate everything equally"
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- Masterhater


sweet holy God, today I found out a local little boy--like, LITTLE--was abused by his stepdad. Sexually. How? The motherfucking sick bastard shoved screwdrivers into the poor little boys ass. YEP. How in the unholy FUCK can anyone do that? How can I keep myself from killing that motherfucker? FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Aug 28 1:04 AM UTC
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I hate the fact that I have tried submitting a lot of hates and only 5% of it got published Mar 27 7:36 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Maybe...if you were doing all the SPAM. We should be good on our Xanax prescriptions and underage Russian child porn at this point.
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I hate racist blokes, telling tasteless jokes
And explaining where people belong
I hate ignorant folks, who pay money to see gigs
And talk through every fucking song
I hate people in night clubs, snorting coke
And explaining where your going wrong
Well if you agree, then come hating with me
And feel free to sing along

And it goes:
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Wonderful, love it

Well I hate pointless status updates on Facebook
FYI we were never "m8"s
We pretend to be friends on the internet
When in real life, we have nothing to say
To each other, oh brother I have love for my mother
For good times, for music and my mates
Yeah I laugh, and live and I have love to give
But sometimes all you can do is hate

And it goes:
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Well I hate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas
They only eat pizza and chips
I hate stepping outside, for a smoke and some guy
Coughs, like your lungs are his
And I hate queuing up, for festival toilets
Especially when you need to shit
And I hate the X-Factor, for murdering music
You bunch of money grubbing pricks

And it goes:
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

And I hate them magazines, aimed at insecure teens
That make ten year old's race to grow up
Hey kids, let's all be anorexic or better
Eat chocolate until you throw up
Keep your Hollywood stars, and their stupid cars
And the Bo-tox, that makes them look fucked
Just grow old with grace, have you seen Cher's face
It looks like it's been hit by a truck

And it goes:
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

One more time, loud as you can
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
~Passenger Nov 19 3:13 PM UTC
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I hate anyone with a degree, PHD or diploma that forgets they are just a sack of flesh like the rest of us, that yes their poo does smell and they are in fact, just as stupid as they were before studying. Doctors for the most part are narrow minded, self righteous MORONS. Stubborn, uncaring and need a bullet in their heads. Fix that Doc. Oct 23 11:49 AM UTC
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I hate that every time I visit this website, this line runs though my head: And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

How ironic. Jun 2 1:54 PM UTC
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I hate that I think this website is absolutely, ridiculously hilarious, though it's built on hate. I mean, seriously, 'ihateyou@hatebook.com'? I find it funny for some reason.

Is Masterhater some sort of evil genius, but a humorous/bad one, like Dr Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb? Jun 2 1:52 PM UTC
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I hate that a girl that i really where in love with, like we talked and stuff and we laughed and so on, and suddenly she stopped talking to me and started seeing my best friend. he has been my friend since we were four for fucks sake. I hate how he just barged in and she just stopped talking to me. I hate that everytime i go over to his house he is already talking with the girl on skype or whatever. I hate the fact that everytime i try to call or anything all she does is: sorry i'm talking to ole right now. I fucking hate it! it's tearing me up. One day i just went downstairs and my dad's axe was just lying there and i thought about killing my friend, but that would be wrong. So please, help me Masterhater i need some advice here! Feb 10 12:05 PM UTC
Masterhater says: I'm not sure anyone ever takes my advice...but here it goes. I say you take that axe and go chop a bunch of wood. It's very helpful, a good workout, and far far less jail time. All of which is good for you. Side note: pining over a girl that chose someone else is fruitless. Now off to the wood pile.
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I hate the people on this site who complain about the stupidest of things.

Do I care if you hate the fact the sky is blue instead of red? No.

Do I give a damn if you hate you're neighbor because he walks around in nothing but a bath robe? NO.

Do you honestly think I care if you hate so and so because they believe in something you don't. NOOO!

Why have people turned to social networking to state their dumb opinions? I mean, don't get me wrong, sites like this let people know they're aren't alone in what they hate, but I think people come here and spam the dumbest things they can think of to see if it is passed through. Jan 26 2:22 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Can you imagine if I went on a rampage and just put, "First world problem!" on every post that seemed trivial? My doucheometer would be pegged for sure.
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I hate the fact that Apple won't make their phones into the shape of an actual apple. Aug 17 10:22 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Makes sense. Not to mention...too bad Microsoft isn't really small and soft.
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Master hater. I hate that we can't meet;( You really seem like my type. Jul 1 8:03 AM UTC
Masterhater says: Just keep an eye out for me. I walk around random city streets all the time. (wait, is random street walker your type?)
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