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I hate that I am fucking terrified that all the sickness you have been experiencing in the last 8 months could possibly have come from something you contracted from having unprotected sex with me. But I don't know. I will be tested tomorrow, but I don't get the results immediately. What if I have something and I have spread that to you, and not just you. I hate how terrified I feel. I hate myself. I hate how if I have put you in any danger I wont be able to live with myself. And not just I will carry the shame. My shame will be yours. I would die a million deaths before seeing you hurt. Aug 16 9:31 AM UTC
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i hate how all you people can't be happy with your own damn lives so you go around finding things to hate. honestly, we all hate things sometimes but that word is thrown around too frequently. you don't hate your parents just because they pissed you off, you don't hate your girl just because she you got into an argument, and you don't hate a puddle because you stepped in it. half the time the things you come to hate is from some sort of misunderstanding. men hate the way females act, but in turn they hate the way we act. its easy to say that a female is going to go for some rich looking douchbag over you, when you is a 35 year old dude that dosn't have a job and lives off unemployment with an ex wife and 2 kids. you should look in the mirror if you want to do some hating and fix all the problems that you know you have and are too "proud" to admit.

the reality is that most people spend so much time worrying about what they hate to remember what we love. not hippy love, and all this we're all the same because in all truth we arn't. we are all different and we all have different cultures the main problem in this county (usa) is we've lost our culture. its just a mixture of bull-shit and tv programs, hell even some of the history is ridiculous and exagerated. all these lies and all this bull-shit helps us forget what we're doing here. we forget whats important and focus on buying new things to show off to people we don't even know. do you know how many blogs there are on how some people hate certin cloths or books or stores, limitless. and this list of hate grows and grows, theres nothing that someone dosn't hate at this point, you search for it and someone hates it.

enough hate though and its all gonna fall apart, eventually its going to overthrow us. a new war... a new belief... a new technology we could have never imagined. we even assume this could happen because of the way we are and most don't even seem to care....

theres only one thing that i can say i hate... the fear of being less than someone else because of what i own, what i know, or what i look like. the freedom to know better is what seperates the real from the fake. too many have become fake, frauds, shadows of who they were and thought they would grow to be. its only too late when you want it to be, so don't hate everything just because its there. understand it, then try to fix it, and if you can't then at least you know why you can't. Jul 25 11:30 PM UTC
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Why is there no hate button on facebook? Why do I have to like everything? I hate that I can only like things there. Oh what a happy crappy family we all are. Everybody likes everyone and everything.
Hell NO! Jul 15 7:30 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Wonder if they would hire me on at facebook just to write that app for um. I'm sure they'd be like, "Can you make a dislike button?" Ummm, no. I don't think masterdisliker has the same ring, although at that point I think I should be promoted to General or something.
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Y'know what I hate? I fucking loathe fruits. I mean seriously, the fiddle sticks? (I'm trying to cut down on curse words.) Especially bananas. Who do they think they are? They need to get over their superiority complex; just because pears is ugly on the outside, doesn't mean you taste better than them. Also, no matter how much they try, they're not better than apples. And won't EVER be.

You all equally suck.

Apples have their own rhyme: "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away." I don't hate apples the most, but I hate them some. Still, apples. Do you think you're on your high horse because you have a measly rhyme? Because you're HEALTHY? Well, Apples, apple flavored things taste better than you, mostly because they taste NOTHING like real apples. You wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for that red peal. That crap makes me vomit. HA. You think you're so great, but you're nothing but a rotten apple. The only thing you can make up for anything is candy coated apples. And no one wants the apple part.

Oranges. Oranges, you make my hands smell after I peel you. What the fudge?! How am I suppose to get you out to eat you? Hm? Is this some sort of defense mechanism?! Well, if you didn't want to be eaten, don't be a God damn orange. Be a Grapefruit, or something retardily disgusting. Like Bananas. Or, make yourself like unattractive like Pears. How many people willingly eat Pears? Who goes shopping for pears?

"Oh, lemme pick up some DELICIOUS pears~~"

Pears. You're the WNBA of fruits. You're that ugly little sister that everyone has to put up with. You think you're cool that they SOMETIMES serve you at school? Ha. Do you know the kids avoid being stuck with you? You're that horrible, and only mentally challenged people eat you. Fuck you.

Plums, you fucking copy-cating bentch. I see through you, trying to copy Peach. I don't know why, since she's got this weird obsession with upstaging Apples. Not even Strawberry wants to hang around you any more. Plus, your tart and gross, and become prunes. NOBODY likes prunes.

Contrary to common belief; old people hate prunes. It reminds them that they used to be young, rip (disgustingly bitter) plums. So, they're forced to eat Prunes, by the divine forces, so no one else will have to. Plus, it's good for their sickly bodies. It's nobodies' fault old people decided to keep on truckin'. They should have pulled over miles ago.

Strawberries, and Cherries. I hate you guys so much. You the most Cherry, and your retardily gross chapstick. I don't give two fucks if Katy Parry or whatever the hello kitty her name is kissed a girl with Cherry chapstick. You're still gross. Strawberry, I love your flavored things, but you naturally are a tart, gross, lying, bentch. Honestly, why are all your flavored things sweet?

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S A LIAR. You just go away, because we all know no one likes real strawberries.

And, you know what? The only fruits don't even deserve my hate. They get NO emotional response from me. Jun 23 7:12 AM UTC
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I hate my teachers!!!!! THey are all hipocrytes (probably spelled that wrong). All they do is preech about respect, and what do they do? They forget to write down two of my major grades for the quarter. Because of that retarted religion teacher, I got a C+ for religion, the easiest class on the face of the Earth! Then, I get yelled at and called impatient when I ask if we have a new schedule. Talk about "respect"!!!!!!! May 6 9:40 PM UTC
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That I can't like a movie without you being a cunt about it. I love THAT movie, so what? No need to say it sucks just because it was made before your time! You only diss the pass since you listen to the retarded American media that tells you even the five seconds that have passed are as about outdated as dinosaurs. Yet I KNOW you go behind that statment when no one's looking and you proceed to watch 1950s Disney movies.
Seriouslly, SHUT THE HELL UP. I WILL like whatever movie I WANT TO. It's not my fault I love smart films while you like films that are like you, stupid and retarded. Oct 30 7:25 PM UTC
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I hate the direction this world is going in. We are flushing it down the metaphoric toilet. We have a blatant disregard for the environment and we show it off by ripping gaping holes in the ozone layer (yeah, it'll be no big deal in a hundred years when you're spewing fossil fuels into the air and getting melanoma) and by melting the polar ice caps (get ready for a heat wave and a flood—better move inland, everyone, 'cause if you don't, you're gonna drown.) and all this other total CRAP. We walk on this planet with no respect for it, its inhabitants, and even ourselves. Not that I particularly care about that. If people want to kill each other, GO AHEAD. I hate people, and there are WAY too many of us anyway. But if you're going to go around blowing each other to bits, DON'T USE FREAKING NUCLEAR ENERGY! (Don't use it for ANYTHING, in fact!) Do you know the effects of depleted uranium on people and the environment? Seriously? Have you seen pictures of these babies who have deformities because of the radioactivity we're spreading all over the place? PEOPLE, YOU MAKE ME SICK. The world does not revolve around you. If it didn't exist, neither would you. So stop thinking about yourselves and show your appreciation. I'll say it one more time: I HATE people. They make me sick. Oct 19 12:30 AM UTC
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I hate how I only go back on hatebook to see if anyone clicked 'me too' on my hate Oct 15 2:51 AM UTC
Masterhater says: You should come back for the killer graphics also. I mean check out that angry little stick dude! That's quality.
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I hate how you do a mom joke about someone and that someone says their mom's dead. Oct 13 1:34 PM UTC
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I hate that after 5 years i want to dump you... as long as you stay alone and waiting for me for the rest of your life... just in case. Sep 5 2:43 AM UTC
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