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I hate? I fucking loathe fruits. I mean seriously, the fiddle sticks? (I'm trying to cut down on curse words.) Especially bananas. Who do they think they are? They need to get over their superiority complex; just because pears is ugly on the outside, doesn't mean you taste better than them. Also, no matter how much they try, they're not better than apples. And won't EVER be.
You all equally suck.
Apples have their own rhyme: "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away." I don't hate apples the most, but
I hate them some. Still, apples. Do you think you're on your high horse because you have a measly rhyme? Because you're HEALTHY? Well, Apples, apple flavored things taste better than you, mostly because they taste NOTHING like real apples. You wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for that red peal. That crap makes me vomit. HA. You think you're so great, but you're nothing but a rotten apple. The only thing you can make up for anything is candy coated apples. And no one wants the apple part.
Oranges. Oranges, you make my hands smell after I peel you. What the fudge?! How am I suppose to get you out to eat you? Hm? Is this some sort of defense mechanism?! Well, if you didn't want to be eaten, don't be a God damn orange. Be a Grapefruit, or something retardily disgusting. Like Bananas. Or, make yourself like unattractive like Pears. How many people willingly eat Pears? Who goes shopping for pears?
"Oh, lemme pick up some DELICIOUS pears~~"
Pears. You're the WNBA of fruits. You're that ugly little sister that everyone has to put up with. You think you're cool that they SOMETIMES serve you at school? Ha. Do you know the kids avoid being stuck with you? You're that horrible, and only mentally challenged people eat you. Fuck you.
Plums, you fucking copy-cating bentch. I see through you, trying to copy Peach. I don't know why, since she's got this weird obsession with upstaging Apples. Not even Strawberry wants to hang around you any more. Plus, your tart and gross, and become prunes. NOBODY likes prunes.
Contrary to common belief; old people hate prunes. It reminds them that they used to be young, rip (disgustingly bitter) plums. So, they're forced to eat Prunes, by the divine forces, so no one else will have to. Plus, it's good for their sickly bodies. It's nobodies' fault old people decided to keep on truckin'. They should have pulled over miles ago.
Strawberries, and Cherries.
I hate you guys so much. You the most Cherry, and your retardily gross chapstick. I don't give two fucks if Katy Parry or whatever the hello kitty her name is kissed a girl with Cherry chapstick. You're still gross. Strawberry, I love your flavored things, but you naturally are a tart, gross, lying, bentch. Honestly, why are all your flavored things sweet?
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S A LIAR. You just go away, because we all know no one likes real strawberries.
And, you know what? The only fruits don't even deserve my hate. They get NO emotional response from me.
Jun 23 7:12 AM UTC