link here I hate that a girl that i really where in love with, like we talked and stuff and we laughed and so on, and suddenly she stopped talking to me and started seeing my best friend. he has been my friend since we were four for fucks sake. I hate how he just barged in and she just stopped talking to me. I hate that everytime i go over to his house he is already talking with the girl on skype or whatever. I hate the fact that everytime i try to call or anything all she does is: sorry i'm talking to ole right now. I fucking hate it! it's tearing me up. One day i just went downstairs and my dad's axe was just lying there and i thought about killing my friend, but that would be wrong. So please, help me Masterhater i need some advice here! Feb 10 12:05 PM UTC
Masterhater says: I'm not sure anyone ever takes my advice...but here it goes. I say you take that axe and go chop a bunch of wood. It's very helpful, a good workout, and far far less jail time. All of which is good for you. Side note: pining over a girl that chose someone else is fruitless. Now off to the wood pile.
link here I hate the people on this site who complain about the stupidest of things.
Do I care if you hate the fact the sky is blue instead of red? No.
Do I give a damn if you hate you're neighbor because he walks around in nothing but a bath robe? NO.
Do you honestly think I care if you hate so and so because they believe in something you don't. NOOO!
Why have people turned to social networking to state their dumb opinions? I mean, don't get me wrong, sites like this let people know they're aren't alone in what they hate, but I think people come here and spam the dumbest things they can think of to see if it is passed through. Jan 26 2:22 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Can you imagine if I went on a rampage and just put, "First world problem!" on every post that seemed trivial? My doucheometer would be pegged for sure.
link here I hate Facebook, because you can't express your hate for something without offending someone or getting attacked. And I hate that there's no website where you can go and just rant about your hates. Someone should fix that. Apr 11 8:48 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Hmmm, good point. I'll see if I can find a website for you. Standby.
link here Dear Masterhater, I hate that you are the one I confess all my hatred to. I hate that I give all my hate to you. Well, you and the rest of the interwebz (I added that last bit so you wouldn't feel threatened in any way by my specificity).
I really hate that I feel more comfortable confessing my hate to you than any of my friends. And I hate that I always hate so much.
I am a horrible person, to hate so much. I hate that. And no, that isn't misplaced Catholic-style guilt talking, unless Catholicism/guilt is genetic.
But I'm very grateful that you [and the rest of the interwebz] let me air all my hatred. It's very nice. I would say I like it, but I'm not sure if 'like' is a compliment or not in this specific context, so I hate it.
link here I hate cancer. I hate that cancer took away my dad. I hate when my friends complain about how much they hate their parents because they should fell lucky to have a dad. I hate how jealous I feel when I see my friends with their dads. I hate how tonight at my school there is a father daughter dance. I hate that I have to go because I am on student council. I hate that everyone will be dancing with their fathers to my dads favorite song and I will sit there, all alone. Dec 29 8:20 PM UTC
link here I hate when i see people post shit on here and write "fvck" instead of "fuck." What, do you think there's some magical fuck detector that's going to see the word fuck and not post your hate? I'm pretty sure Masterhater reads everyones hate and posts lost of fuck posts. Embrace the fuck people, it's okay. Dec 3 4:58 PM UTC