link hereI hate it when it's halloween and I'm passing out candy, and a family comes over and their toddler is dressed as a superhero or a bumblebee. It's always a superhero or a bumblebee! Then the mother says, "Say trick or treat, Zachy!" and obviously the kid can't because he hasn't learned to speak yet, so he just stares at me and drools.
I hate it when toddlers stare at me like that. It's creepy.
I hate that I'm too old to trick or treat.
I hate being in the city on Halloween, because I don't get free candy. Next Halloween I'm gonna try to go home so that after my brother's kid comes home with a bag of candy I'm gonna take it and eat it all. Yeah it's mean, but he's too young to eat candy! Get over it!
May 3 1:04 PM MST