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I HATE that Im neither a 00 agent nor the proud owner of an iPhone.
...just to intensify the rage I feel whilst pondering these points, i bet upon becoming a '00' they'd give me an iPhone. With loads of fancy extra apps. Great. Two irk-birds, with one unattainable stone. shit it. Nov 20 5:37 PM MST
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I hate stupid diets these days, they really PISS ME OFF
atkins diet, all carb diet, protein diet, celebtrity diets
they're all so STUPID
just eat LESS and excercise MORE, is it really that hard!?
god i hear people complain about it every freakin day
if u wanna lose weight than for godsake just stop eating so much goddamn chocolate cake u FAT BASTARDS! Jun 27 7:53 AM MST
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i HATE how guys always want girls to be perfect and hairless except for their scalp and eyebrows. cut us some slack!!! maybe we don't want to take a sharp edge and run it up our bodies risking sliced skin and prefuse bleeding.

I HATE how the guy a like always notices when i miss a spot on my leg, but never notices my hair on my head (even on good days!!!!) Feb 2 8:24 AM MST
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i hate when i'm having a really good hair day, but i don't have any plans. Aug 19 7:24 AM MST
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i hate when i shave and as soon as i get out of the shower or walk outside it ends up being pointless because a little bit of cool air will make the hair under your skin suddenly pop up out of nowhere. cut me some slack! Jul 20 7:32 PM MST
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i hate how thick my eyebrows are. their freaking huge. no wonder why everyone says i look like my dad. i think its the big eyebrows and mustache he gave me (which i pluck that) but i hate plucking my eyebrows bc it hurts too bad and i usually go and get them waxed but my mom wont pay and im too cheap with my money. i think i would look way prettier with my eyebrows done but thanks to my cheap ass mom and my cheapass self my eyebrows are probably gonna stick out ten inches growing over my eye and all the way up my forehead. i hate being cheap Jul 12 3:16 AM MST
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I hate how guys expect me to shave down there all the time, because trust me, you don't want me too. It's gross, it itches, it hurts to do, and it gets red and bumpy and looks like I have genital herpes or something because of all the ingrown hairs and shit.

Seriously, I don't even have that gross amount of hair, either! It's not trailing up my ass or up my belly button or anything! It's a small patch of hair in between my legs, barely any.

If you have a problem with having sex with me with a little bit of hair, then don't. I have a vibrator, I can do it myself.

And no, I'm not some gross feminist or whore or anything. I just don't want to suffer through the pain of shaving EVERY DAY so you can get turned on for 10 minutes a week. If you hate it that much, give me some money to laser it off. Jun 18 4:51 AM MST
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I hate the fact that I just found out that my hair has been pointing in the wrong direction that it looks like in the mirror, so that I have really emo looking hair and now I don't know what im going to do to it now. I am so fucking retarded. May 17 2:53 PM MST
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i hate wind. i hate it when im on the bus and a window is open and blows in my hair and messes it up. i hate that i have to keep fixing it over and over again. May 11 4:47 AM MST
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I hate...err....pubic hair. I can't shave it off because then it gets all itchy and bumpy (ew.) I can't wax it myself because I just don't have the courage....I can't get it professionally waxed because not only do I not have the courage but i'd be too embarrassed....really my only other option is laser hair removal....which is a joke because I can't afford it....so I just have to settle for trimming it. And I hate that everytime I see another naked girl (in movies, porn, etc) they're so tight.....why doesn't mine look like that??? I wanna be tight and hairless too! I hate my vagina! Apr 5 11:37 AM MST
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i hate girls who have dark mustache hair. i hate when they dont wax/bleach/laser removal it. i hate how it distracts me in class, and i just sit there, staring at their mustache the entire class. i hate how teenage boys would probably be jealous at those girls ability to grow facial hair. cant they just look in the mirror and realize their mustache is taking over their upperlip?!?! Mar 1 1:10 PM MST
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I hate that you can't change your hair color without fucking up and damaging your hair! If it had no negative effects whatsoever I would have the coolest hair colors ever......damn. Jan 22 3:41 AM MST
Masterhater says: I tried changing each hair a different color once. (Variety pack of permanent markers) All the colors together still ended up looking like a normal brown. They need a conditioner based ink in those things. Either way, the blonde girl who sat in front of me wasn't amused with her brown spot.
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