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I hate whenever I drink too much water, and I can feel and HEAR it swishing around in my stomach. It's such a weird and disgusting feeling! Jun 21 8:22 AM UTC
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i hate my damn sister thats almost freaking 24 years old and still thinks shes 15 years old. that wears tiny mini skirts and tops barely covering her AA breasts then walks around doing nothing. she has no job, no friends and NO LIFE. she doesnt go to school or do anything useful and shes so jealous just bc im younger and prettier and that i actually HAVE titties to show even though i dont. i just wish i cud replace her with a brother instead. that would change my life immensely....i love brothers hate sisters......ughhhhh well actually it wud be nice if she were a normal cool big sis that i could hang with but she not. just a poofy stupid catty girl girl bitch!!



what do you think masterhater should i have aliens probe her brain? Jun 3 9:09 PM UTC
Masterhater says: Is that really an option? I think if you have some aliens at your beck and call maybe you should fly around and check out a few other solar systems. Maybe buzz a few rednecks and leave a few crop-circles on your way. Probably a better use of your power.
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I h8 ppl hu typ lyk dis
Or When They Capitalise Every Damn Word
orrrr whennnn theyyy dooooo thissssss
mOsT Of AlL, i HaTe ThIs

As a conclusion, please type like a normal human being and not some retarded juvenile who skipped 5th grade. Feb 9 12:53 PM UTC
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I hate shitting in the dorms. You go in there and are ready to unload like 5 lbs of shit and then some asshole decides to walk in. They sit there waiting to see who shits first and it ends up ruining what could have been a comfortable shit. Next thing you know you have to hold it all in and then you give up and lose and have to leave because it's just so damn awkward. I hate that! It's like "JUST TAKE A SHIT! EVERYONE DOES SO! SO DON'T RUIN MINE!" I hate someone ruining a good shit. Jan 22 1:17 AM UTC
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I hate when people lick their fingers before they turn the pages of a book or magazine, or to sort through money. What the fuck, people?! Do you honestly think I or anyone else wants to come in contact with your fucking saliva? It's not that hard to turn a page. NO, REALLY, IT'S NOT. BELIEVE ME. I do it every day. Every day. Stop slobbering on me, fuck. Dec 29 7:13 AM UTC
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I hate that I'm every cliche of a bad internet date.
I'm fat, bad teeth, live with my parents, unemployed, can't drive, super shy, high school dropout, diagnosed with bipolar.
The only ones that don't fit me are on drugs, unclean, and married. Dec 15 10:20 AM UTC
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I hate it when people tell me lame stories about things I could care less about. Really, I don't care about the video game youre buying!

I hate it when people add pointless details to stories. Get to the point, I doesn't matter what color the floor was!

I hate it when people smoke. If your excuse is that you're addicted, why did you start in the first place? It smells/looks disgusting, please don't make us breathe that poison in. Nov 23 12:34 AM UTC
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I hate how farts are smelly. Why can't we just let gas out of our systems WITHOUT the rank, putrid stink that comes with it? And everyone's smells slightly different, like it's your own personal cologne or something. Disgusting. Jul 31 3:45 AM UTC
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I hate people who pick their noses in front of you, and then eat it. That's disgusting! Keep it to your self! I don't care if you do it when no ones watching, just don't do it in front of me. It's so gross I can't describe it Jul 17 7:47 PM UTC
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I hate when you take out the trash and It like drips on your leg on the way out. UGH Jun 30 5:32 AM UTC
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