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It really grinds my gears when they give you cold fries at fast food chains. No matter how mentally corect you think you are, the minute you put those limp, floppy cold fries in your mouth, you feel totally outraged. They taste like they have been cooked way ahead of time. It doesn't really take but a couple of minutes to fry them up. The least they can do is put them back in hot grease before serving them, that is without burning them.
The second worse thing is when you get those damp, clammy ones. These ones taste more like wet cereal. However, now going beneath the surface, I hate one thing even more: the meek folks who take the fries and do not complain at all. First of all, fries exist to nourish your body, and eating them while they’re soggy and cold is absolutely blasphemous. If you’re used to being pushed and bossed around, it’s a different story, but if you are normal, then you have the right to complain. It is your money in the end.
It is very simple, you just go up to the person that gave you the fries you payed for and either demand a refund of proper hot, crinkle fries.
Nothing is more unappetizing than a plate of cold fries.
Looking to the bright side, they’re still fries. They’re still better than raw potatoes.

-g- May 17 3:24 PM UTC