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I hate that I can't finish this bowl of beefaroni because I have nothing to eat for tomorrow.

Rationing is unpleasant. I have eaten three meals this entire weekend. Nov 3 11:07 PM MST
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I Hate those things mainly on food wrappers that say 'peel here' but the bloody things never peel properly if at all. Bacon seems to be the worst, why bother wasting time with the 'peel here' logo !!!! Jul 24 6:21 AM MST
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I hate how on the back of a chip back it says ,"Nobody can just eat 17." WTF like honestly who sits there and counts the chips as you put them in your mouth... Like do the pieces of chips count as one or a piece of chip? Jul 3 11:40 AM MST
Masterhater says: I say we find someone who has never had a chip before. Count out exactly 17 and have them eat 'um. Then we could sue for false advertising and get free chips for life! WhooHooo!! Wait, then we would have had more than 17 and they win. Dangit! Back to the drawing board.
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I hate sporks.
you know those spoons with 3 prongy things that they give you at places like taco bell?
yeah I fucking hate those. the prongs break and the spoon is too deep... like it could hold liquid if u tried. what the hell do u need a spoon for at taco bell anyway??? seriously... call conco and get some goddamn pro-paks... they come with a spoon a fork (separate entities mind you) and a butter knife... hell you can buy boxes of like 500 spoons and a box of 500 fucking forks.... JUST FUCKING GET RID OF THE DAMN SPORKS ALREADY. who invented sporks? If they're still alive I hope someone who hates sporks as much as I do murders them with sporks... seriously.
geez. you can't even cut a piece of something to eat it without stabbing it a million times and breaking a prong because the side of the spork just doesn't work like the side of a real fork would for cutting into food. and when you try to scoop it... somehow the pieces of food like to fall off because of the unnecessarily steep sides it has so you end up using your fingers to put the damn food on the spork which eliminates the use of any fucking utensil at all... oh... could go on for hours. fucking sporks... I hate you. Jun 25 11:34 AM MST
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I hate my parents. They treat me like crap.

I hate how I was doing the dishes and all of a sudden some one wants to yelland scream at me because I didnt do it at the te they wanted

I hate how they talk all this trash about me trying to live on my own and they go and complain and yell when I ask to becme emancipated.

I hate it when they're are 3 children and me the middle child is allways accused of doing some stupid sh!t. Like when the freezer was leaking it was attomatically my fault.

I hate how my parents try and make jokes about me being a slave of the house.

I hate how my mother yells at me because I have a broken computer in my god damn room. I also hate how. She broke my f-ing lock for the 4th time (I invested my own money IMHO those locks)

I hate how I never have a ride to work and I have ha to quit 2 jobs overit and got fired from one.

I hate how we live in the boonies. With no bus stop.

I hate how I can't drive because my parents are gay.

I hate the food in this house omg. The food is so nasty. We drink soy milk. We have potatatoe bread and we eat the saw thing week after week its sooooo annoying.

I also hate how my parents hardly even provide my necessitites like contacts or even glasses.

I hate how they don't want me ride the bus.

I htae my life if I don't have a car by august 27 I'm jpimg off a bridge. May 28 5:07 PM MST
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It really grinds my gears when they give you cold fries at fast food chains. No matter how mentally corect you think you are, the minute you put those limp, floppy cold fries in your mouth, you feel totally outraged. They taste like they have been cooked way ahead of time. It doesn't really take but a couple of minutes to fry them up. The least they can do is put them back in hot grease before serving them, that is without burning them.
The second worse thing is when you get those damp, clammy ones. These ones taste more like wet cereal. However, now going beneath the surface, I hate one thing even more: the meek folks who take the fries and do not complain at all. First of all, fries exist to nourish your body, and eating them while they’re soggy and cold is absolutely blasphemous. If you’re used to being pushed and bossed around, it’s a different story, but if you are normal, then you have the right to complain. It is your money in the end.
It is very simple, you just go up to the person that gave you the fries you payed for and either demand a refund of proper hot, crinkle fries.
Nothing is more unappetizing than a plate of cold fries.
Looking to the bright side, they’re still fries. They’re still better than raw potatoes.

-g- May 17 8:24 AM MST
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I HATE folding burritos! So simple, but SO fucking hard.

I hate that no matter how I fold, or where I put the ingredients, I end up with a miss of shit, barely tucked into a tortilla, and I have to use a million napkins.

Fucking burrito folding sucks.

I hate when the meat vs bean ratio is off too, I mean if I want a bean burrito I'll order one, but when I order a shredded beaf, or lovely chicken burrito, I don't want 90% bean, with 2 pieces of chicken. Come on burrito makers, give me some fucking meat for the $7 that I'm paying!

Finally, I hate enjoying a delicious burrito with lots of meat, and cheese and stuff for the first 3/4, then the last 1/4 is nothing but tortilla and rice or some shit.

Goddamn Burritos.

Damn you all to hell May 15 5:42 PM MST
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I hate it when it's halloween and I'm passing out candy, and a family comes over and their toddler is dressed as a superhero or a bumblebee. It's always a superhero or a bumblebee! Then the mother says, "Say trick or treat, Zachy!" and obviously the kid can't because he hasn't learned to speak yet, so he just stares at me and drools. I hate it when toddlers stare at me like that. It's creepy. I hate that I'm too old to trick or treat. I hate being in the city on Halloween, because I don't get free candy. Next Halloween I'm gonna try to go home so that after my brother's kid comes home with a bag of candy I'm gonna take it and eat it all. Yeah it's mean, but he's too young to eat candy! Get over it! May 3 1:04 PM MST
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I hate when you make pudding and put it in the fridge and the next day you go to get it out, all excited to have pudding, and find that it never set up properly. You follow the package directions but still end up with some weird cold sugary soup instead of delicious pudding! Apr 16 1:45 AM MST
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I hate having little self control (sometimes) and splurging on food. Feb 16 5:22 AM MST
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