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I hate the fact that my elderly mother farts constantly. Constantly. All the fucking time! The other day we turned a corner at the grocery store and there was some poor guy handing out samples. She cut a loud rumbly fart and just kept right on going. I couldn't bring myself to look back. I hate going anywhere with her. I have since I was 5. Nov 13 2:09 AM UTC

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i hate having really horrible gas in a very public place. It presents a difficult dilemma as to which method of deployment is best for the situation...
- get it out in one go and walk away briskly leaving others to collapse in your wake
- pretend someone else did it and make scrunched faces while holding your nose
- hold it in until you're in a more private area to fully enjoy your creation
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I hate how my boyfriend is constantly flatulating. On me, in bed, in public, even when we're "in the mood" he ruins it by letting a huge one rip. It's funny the first time, but when you keep on doing it, it gets a tad annoying. Ben, please stop farting before I shove a gigantic cork up your anus so you can fart no more. Men can be such pigs. I still love him though. Jun 11 12:58 AM UTC

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I hate how my significant other feels the need to blast farts in the house all the time. I know everyone farts but isn't there some social decency that one doesn't have to announce it? I hate that he thinks every fart needs to make noise. And if it's not farting, it's burping. And all just because we are in the comfort of our home. I hate that he thinks everyone else in the house wants to hear him fart.

I hate how he feels it's ok to talk on the phone while he's on the toilet. Does he think people don't hear him flush? Disgusting. Dec 28 3:17 AM UTC

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I hate it when you're making out with a girl and you have really bad gas. You try to hold it in for as long as you can, but it always makes its way out of your ass. So then you either embrace it, pull the covers over her head and giv er the dinner or you get embarassed and go to bed alone hugging your pillow and crying. I hate gas unless I'm alone. Oct 31 10:50 PM UTC