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I hate soccer moms. They are the scum of the earth. They drive those big ass hummers which they don't need, because they'll never take it off-road, and they annoy everyone with their trying to censor everything, whenever I see one with her "precious babies" I yell many profanities at the top of my lungs. They are always married to rich buisnessmen who they don't really like, they like their money, and because they do not love their husband, they have a bad sex life, which causes them to want to have sex with multiple muscular black men at one time. Feb 27 8:39 AM MST
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I hate it when I catch a cold before an important date such as my upcoming interview. It's almost like God won't give me a break here. Mar 21 2:47 AM MST
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I hate that English (American English, I mean to say) is dumb. Yeah it's very popular, but come on. I hate that the other languages get words that have genders and they have the formal and informal "you." We did at one time (thou) but for stupid reasons killed it off and kept the you (which is the formal one). I hate that the only time you will hear objects with genders is when people are talking about ships or countries (feminine nouns). I hate that what's left of the male and feminine words are slowly merging into one (poet/poetess, waiter/waitress, actor/actress, steward/stewardess). It wasn't about gender discrimination you fools, almost every other language was doing the same thing. We're killing the (American) English language! Aug 25 6:59 AM MST
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I hate bloody call centers! The people in them dont even speak english when you ring, have to repeat everything you say in some annoying pigeon english, have absolutely no idea what you are talking about and have the nerve to hang up when you get pissed off with them!!!! damn them all to hell!! Jul 27 7:36 AM MST
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I hate HP. They have one of the crappest call centres I've ever come across. If you can't speak Indian why the heck is the point in calling? I hate that the people on the call centre can't understand english. I hate that even if you're in a rush you have to repeat yourself 3 tiems to get them to understand the right information. I hate that even though you've repeated it 3 times their english is so bad that the sentence is crap & you have to ask them to write it down word for word.
I hate that I had to learn the fanetic alphabet to get the bloody message across (Alpha for A, Bravo for B, Hotel for H etc...). I hate it that their accents are so freaking thick that you have to ask them to repeat themselves when I'm the f*!King english speaker here! I hate that they're a cheep assed country & can afford to pay their workers some crappy little wage, which allows the outsource by HP to some cheep back-water non-english-speaking hole. I hate it that everyone knows they're shit & no one does a thing about it. I hate that becuase its been proven that its cheep that other companies are following the lead & have their call centre's in India. I hate the smug tone of voice that they use becuase they know you can't go anywhere else for the issue you have to talk to them. I hate that they think they're right & you know they're wrong & you have to argue with them for 10 minutes to get the bloody thing accepted. I hate their self-rightsousness when you know they're a bunch of pricks. Dec 10 7:26 AM MST
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I hate how seeing so much TV and spending so much time in front of the computer makes me think in English, even though I live in Spain. Every once in a while I dream in English as well, which makes me really upset because that gives me an idea of how much social life I have appart from the screen. Lately, every time I'm about to say something in Spanish (which isn't very often), I think of it in English and then translate it. You may find this funny, but I actually feel like I've lost my identity by alienating myself this much, because whenever something that I don't know how to say in English comes up, I really get the idea that I don't belong anywhere. Aug 18 6:01 AM MST
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I hate my stupid English class!!!! It's so fucking boring all we do is read some long boring book and then answer stupid questions. I especially hate the opinionated questions because the book was so mind numbing and stupid I didn't even fucking know where it was going. "How do you think Harry felt when Winifred ran away to the country with their eldest daughter?"!!!!!! He felt pissed off that's how i'd feel! But no in order to pass the grade I have to write a fucking paragraph per sentance. 16 questions in 45 minutes. Sounds like nothing but it fucking takes forever. I hate how our english teacher doesn't even teach us! She just throws a book at us and says "Here answer these questions!" and then just sits there reading magazines or god knows what else and if you try to ask for help she tells us to go use the dictionary. Ok that's fantastic and everything but dictionaries don't explain how i'm supposed to answer the question. I hate the literature we read because the stories are always old and take place in another country so they say everything differently and have different words for everything and it's fucking stupid and confusing. I hate english class so bad it used to be so easy but the teacher we have just happens to like making everything more difficult than it needs to be. Fuck that. I hate school. Jan 2 11:31 AM MST
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I hate how people cannot punctuate anything when they write. The English language actually makes no sense at all without punctuation! I hate the way nobody thinks punctuation is important! Dec 19 8:52 AM MST
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I hate that the girl I'm in love with doesn't know I am in love with her. I'm a girl. I hate being a girl because I know if I was a boy, I could have gotten her to date me by now. I hate how we can't go to prom together because our school won't LET us. I hate discrimination.

I really, really hate how she touches my arms and neck during english class and it makes me feel like kissing her, and I've come close to it a few times. I hate that I don't have the guts to kiss her. I hate that she could reject me if I try.

I hate how pretty she is. Feb 3 11:55 AM MST
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i hate when the sample people at the foodcourt in the mall don't let you get more than one sample. i also hate how none of them speak english...talk about ANNOYING Dec 19 10:28 AM MST
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I hate how ghetto people think that if you speak proper english you are 'talking white'! They are soo stupid! If talking white means using standard english and sounding intelligent then by thier own definition, they are talking black and sounding stupid. Black people are thier own worst enemy when they say stupid stuff like that. I also hate the stupid names that ghetto people give their kids...and if that were not enough, they get pissed when you cannot pronounce them correctly! If it were not so sad it would almost be funny! However, when your name is zexquinichickanesaian its going to be damn near impossible to have a decent life outside of 'da hood' without a name change. Nov 3 10:59 AM MST
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i hate people who don't speak correct english. i am not an english teacher, but come on... you've been through 12 years of english classes, why are you still saying things like, "i ain't got no..." have you never read a book in your entire life? i hate hicks in upstate new york! Oct 19 1:27 PM MST
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