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I hate that my fucking neighbor finds it necessary to mow his back lawn at 6:00 AM. I hate that his back lawn in right outside my bedroom window. I hate that he doesn't even have any grass in his back yard, so what the fuck is he mowing? I hate that when he's done that he has to weed whack everything under my window. And let his poodle out so it can yap it's head off at the weed whacker. Dec 9 1:52 PM MST
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I HATE getting a rude awakening from something so stupid like your grandfather asking you to get groceries from the car. Don't wake someone up unless it's important! Dec 11 3:12 AM MST
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i hate arseholes that flout the law. i hate that they use their mobile phones when driving like the law doesn't apply to them.who the fuck are they??? the law was brought in cos people were getting killed by you twats like them. i hate when i yell 'get off the phone you twat' that they smile and wave or flip the bird. i hate that the cops are never around when they're doing it.i hate that i dont get money for each arsehole i see on their mobiles EVERYDAY. i hate that if i had a small percentage of the fine they Should pay i would have enough money to find better things to do than writing about these smug ignorant up their own arses bastards. GET OFF THE THE PHONE YOU TWATS
I hate you!!!!! Aug 14 2:03 PM MST
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I HATE minivan drivers! 9 times out of 10 they are one of the worst drivers I have come across. I am sorry if you're a minivan driver, you know what, you might be cool as shit, and I don't know how you drive, but the minivan drivers in south jersey freely cut you off, merge ON to you, don't use blinkers, and drive WAY too slow! Grrrrrrrrr minivans! Just get a Jeep and maybe I won't hate you so much. Dec 17 11:55 AM MST
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I am fucking sick to DEATH of every idiot who owns a car. Look there are RULES to driving. Why does it feel like I am the only person left who knows that?
For the love of fuck I saw a driver's ed car roll through a stop light the other day. Not a stop sign on a back street... a stop LIGHT on the main god damn road! And neither one of them even turned their heads to see if they were going to get blindsided by a semi [wouldn't that have been sweet] they just rolled through ignoring the horns and the fucking TEACHER didn't even NOTICE or CARE!
No wonder all the little idiots driving today are such total fucking douche bags! NO ONE is teaching them how to actually DRIVE.
Why are turn signals OPTIONAL now?
Since when did a STOP sign become a fucking SUGGESTION?
Who decided that rolling forward until the nose of your gas guzzling suv is blocking traffic was the only way to get back out on the road?
And what fuckwit decided to start telling bikers that they are vehicles?
If you can't go 50mph and have the proper signal lights you are NOT a fucking vehicle! Get your skanky ass OUT of the middle of the fucking road!
I really do not give a flying FUCK about your reasons for riding a bike you hippy cunt. Drive it on the side of the fucking road or be prepared to die on the hood of my car.

And I swear if one more lunatic fucking taxi driver causes another near accident due to his fucking driving I'm going to go fucking ballistic! The cops let these fucksticks do whatever they want! What is that about? Do the taxi companies give free blowjobs to cops or what? Why are they allowed to run around like clown cars on crack in cars that wouldn't have passed inspection forty years ago while I'm being pulled over every five fucking minutes for a bullshit make money seatbelt check??????
Fuck cops, fuck taxis, fuck bikers and fuck all the half wit retards who think they're good drivers. You're all a bunch of fucking morons and if there was ever any REAL investigation in why there are so many traffic fatalities.. THESE idiots would be on the cover of the fucking report. Sep 4 1:02 AM MST
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I hate people who waste gas. I hate how they don't give a shit about anyone else who has to breathe that shit, or the fucking environment. I know that burning oil is indispensible for our modern society to work, but still, that doesn't give you the right to waste it with no consideration at all. And I'm talking about those people that go much faster than they actually need, without even stopping to think how much gas they are wasting and how some day very soon it will be a very expensive privilege. I'm also talking about those people who step on the pedal in red lights just to prove their manhood, filling the entire city with even more smoke than needed. I'm also talking about those people who buy those gigantic vans that consume triple the amount of gas and don't give a fuck about nothing. As long as they can afford it, why should they care. And also, those fuckers who turn on their cars to go places they could either walk to, or take the train or bus or any mass transit means that optimizes gas consumption. Aug 26 7:48 AM MST
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I hate riding with crazy drivers. You know the type, around 16-23 years old, speakers with fucking bass blasting making you deaf, usually has hydraulics LOVES to go 100mph in a 30mph zone. I'm always afraid they're gonna get us killed. I hate how the people i'm riding with are having the time of their lives and I am scared out of my mind holding onto the seat with the urge to scream "SLOW THE FUCK DOWN YOU ARE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED!!!!!!!!!" but I just keep quiet and hope we'll make it out of this alive. God who the Hell gives these people liscenses?!?! Dec 12 8:05 AM MST
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I hate the first day back to work after holidays.

Why?
Because people forget how to drive while they sat at home for 3 or 4 days. It's a sad statement on our society that people are that dumb that they forget how to drive after the holidays. But SURELY these people don't deserve to be shot, do they? Think it over. Yes they do! Jan 3 8:15 AM MST
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I hate people who drive their big ass SUV's and huge Trucks like they're in a 2-door sports car. Your truck wasn't designed to perform like a sports car so don't ACT like it can. I hate those people because they fucking think the SUV/Truck can take turns like a smaller car and stop on a dime but realize too late that the truck CAN'T DO THAT. Fucking morons don't buy trucks if you want a performance car! If you're gonna be a speedy bitch on the road at least do it in a car that can HANDLE THAT SPEED. MOST of these idiots dont EVEN USE THE TRUCKBED. I mean some even have TRUCKBED COVERS!! Please, tell me, why the FUCK did you buy a truck?? To put on 26" blinged out chrome wheels and 4" exhaust pipes? And? Now what? WTF FOR?? A truck is used to HAUL SHIT not HAUL ASS. God damn I wish murder was legal. Dec 14 1:33 PM MST
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I hate jerk-off drivers who go 5 under in the left lane. They usually have a Florida tag and are too scared to try the right lane out. I also hate drivers who go the same speed of the car next to them on a two lane road. It's a passing lane, dumbass, not a chit-chat lane. Dec 8 5:38 AM MST
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I hate people who hit their brakes when approaching a green light. These same people hit their brakes when approaching a tunnel also. Do you not understand that this is one of the major causes of traffic jams? Oct 5 9:12 PM MST
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I hate those people who buy SUVs, swerve all over the road, ride your tail for two miles, eventually cut you off, then slow waaaay down to go over pot holes or railroad tracks. Isn't that the sort of thing your stupid gas-guzzler was made for? Hell, I'm in an Escort and I roll over those tracks at 30, 35 miles an hour. I hate people who do not know the abilities (or limits) of the machinery they own. Morons Sep 29 7:33 AM MST
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