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i hate that i'm paranoid about being pregnant now. i was in such a good mood yesterday. but there are more reasons why i WONT be pregnant than why i will be. so i'm just freaking out. right? May 21 5:16 AM MST
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i hate that when im telling somebody a story that involved somebody talking with an accent i cant do the accent and the whole story is ruined. Aug 29 11:26 AM MST
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I hate how no-parking signs are always behind a bush or half a mile from where you parked. When my car disappears in the morning and I need to walk five minutes down the road to see the sign indicating that my car was probably towed and not stolen, isn't it about time that the City made some changes?

Also, I hate how that one cop was waiting around the corner when I ran that stop sign, as if he knew the sign hidden behind a tree in some totally off-the-beaten path road would help him make his monthly ticketing quota. If you know that people can't see the stop sign, why don't you trim the tree blocking it rather than penalizing twenty people a day for running it. Your pay comes from our tax dollars, Officer Dick. Jun 8 3:41 AM MST
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I hate the vandal squad.
I hate how people think that if there's graffiti somewhere, it's instantly ghetto or a bad place to be. NOT ALL GRAFFITI IS GANG GRAFFITI.
Graffiti is an art. The tag comes from the same hand as the huge mural or the whole train car.
I hate how so much money is spent trying to stop graffiti when there are so many more important problems.
I hate stupid kids who write "penis" and "fuck" and the like all over the place and give graffiti a bad name.
I hate how it's so hard to find a decent marker or something to make a marker out of in this fucking city.
I hate gun nuts who are so arrogant that if someone trespasses they assume that they have the right to shoot the person in the head and get off scot-free.
I hate heroes who decide to follow you and jump you and hold you on the ground and make a big show out of it all.
I hate a transit system that is not 24 hours.
Ahhhhh, I hate graffiti but I love it. :3 Mar 30 6:51 AM MST
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I hate people who talk about things like "fuck da police" as if it were their life's motto. The police aren't out to get you because they gave you that speeding ticket for doing 105 in a 45 in daddy's car, and if they bust you for underage drinking, it's not because they enjoy your misery. It's because you shouldn't drink underage. Grow up, move on with life, and shut the hell up. Talking about how much you hate the "5-0" does not make you cool. Oct 21 4:05 AM MST
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I am fucking sick to DEATH of every idiot who owns a car. Look there are RULES to driving. Why does it feel like I am the only person left who knows that?
For the love of fuck I saw a driver's ed car roll through a stop light the other day. Not a stop sign on a back street... a stop LIGHT on the main god damn road! And neither one of them even turned their heads to see if they were going to get blindsided by a semi [wouldn't that have been sweet] they just rolled through ignoring the horns and the fucking TEACHER didn't even NOTICE or CARE!
No wonder all the little idiots driving today are such total fucking douche bags! NO ONE is teaching them how to actually DRIVE.
Why are turn signals OPTIONAL now?
Since when did a STOP sign become a fucking SUGGESTION?
Who decided that rolling forward until the nose of your gas guzzling suv is blocking traffic was the only way to get back out on the road?
And what fuckwit decided to start telling bikers that they are vehicles?
If you can't go 50mph and have the proper signal lights you are NOT a fucking vehicle! Get your skanky ass OUT of the middle of the fucking road!
I really do not give a flying FUCK about your reasons for riding a bike you hippy cunt. Drive it on the side of the fucking road or be prepared to die on the hood of my car.

And I swear if one more lunatic fucking taxi driver causes another near accident due to his fucking driving I'm going to go fucking ballistic! The cops let these fucksticks do whatever they want! What is that about? Do the taxi companies give free blowjobs to cops or what? Why are they allowed to run around like clown cars on crack in cars that wouldn't have passed inspection forty years ago while I'm being pulled over every five fucking minutes for a bullshit make money seatbelt check??????
Fuck cops, fuck taxis, fuck bikers and fuck all the half wit retards who think they're good drivers. You're all a bunch of fucking morons and if there was ever any REAL investigation in why there are so many traffic fatalities.. THESE idiots would be on the cover of the fucking report. Sep 4 1:02 AM MST
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I hate small town cops . I hate that they sit there picking their noses until some Joe comes by mildly speeding. Not reckless or exesive speeding, just regular driving. I hate that there is a 25 and 35 mph speed limit. Who the hell drives that slow. I can walk faster than that. No one drives the speed limit becuase it's ridiculous. I hate that they can't just be out there trying to catch real criminals. I hate that they always catch you first thing in the morning so now all you can think about is that fucking ticket and now it has ruined the rest of your day. I hate that they tell you "try to have a nice day" after they hand you the ticket. Fuck you, dick! May 23 4:04 AM MST
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I hate bike racks on top of cars! I'll be driving like 70 and I suddenly see a car far behind me and see something on top and slow down to the limit of 35 because I think it's a cop behind me. Turns out it's an idiot jetta or something with a bike rack on top of the car. What is your problem? Do you not realize that from far away or in the dark you can be mistaken for a cop! Stop it, put your dumb bike in the trunk, cuz no one cares that you have a bike. It's stupid that you are driving another mode of transportation around. Apr 12 9:00 AM MST
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i hate the cops in my neighborhood!! bad things happen and they don't do shit about it! people can be driving like a bunch of drunken retards and the only people they ever pull over is hot women so they can hit on them and then they act like total pricks when the women they hit on arent stupid enough to give into the asshole cops. i hate when they always follow me and my friends around when we dont do shit! fucking fascist stupid fat retarded assholes..... i hate how anyone ESPECIALLY cops are allowed to get away with this kind of shit!! what the fuck is this country coming to??? Apr 27 7:55 AM MST
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I hate how my brother got arrested for possesion of marijuana when he wasnt selling it or driving or doing it in public or anything but our bitch christian neighbor went and called the cops cause she always f***ing spies on us. my brother is a f***ing adult!!! i wish cops and christian bitches would all f*** off and die Oct 4 9:01 AM MST
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i hate those sketchy ass kids come to your party and hot box their cars in your driveway I HAVE NEIGHBORS i also hate when they go into the back of your basement and smoke a bowl...stop comming to our fun parties and making them cop-bait Oct 2 4:53 AM MST
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