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I hate when people lick their fingers before they turn a page. That's disgusting. Nov 3 2:39 PM MST
me too (92)

I hate that I want all emcompassing passionate love, and that instead, I am settling for mediocrity-just as I always do. May 12 5:31 AM MST
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I hate college. I'm a math major in my third year, and my GPA is pretty decent, but for the love of god I hate college.

Perhaps I should say "Universities." The UC system is a giant coorporate machine that takes high school students and forces them into overpriced and overrated classes all for the benefit of a stupid piece of paper that says I'm intelligent at the end. I swear to god I was more intelligent before I came here.

I spend most of my days studying or stressing over annoying shit that will never matter for my entire life.

Maybe I should put some of what I'm learning to use right now, just so it's not all in vain. You want a proof! I'll write you a damn proof!

Claim: Universities are heartless, disgusting, dispassionate and detached factories that just give you one more meaningless obstacle to overcome in life.

Proof: If universities are so great, then why am I working my ass off to the point that I have to start applying Rogain on a daily basis. Why is it that unless you're pretty much below the poverty line, you have to fork over as much money as you possibly can, and if you're lucky, you're parents will help you, but you're not really that lucky, because now they spend every single day working THEIR asses off just so you can be somewhere you don't even wany to be. And worst of all, student fees keep increasing because of an alleged BUDGET CRISIS! What the hell is going on? The school I go to charges over 20,000 students over 15,000 dollars a year! Where is it going?

Not to mention all of the ignorant, easy major choosing, homophobic, chauvanistic, frat guy excuses for students. I hate them most of all.

I just wish I had the courage to make it on my own, without all this mind numbing crap.

Or, for the more mathematical folks:

My life + College = a good future

Now substitute:

My life + College = a lot of money + a bunch of shit I don't need

And rearrange the equation:

College - a lot of money = a bunch of shit I don't need - my life



Q.E.D. May 7 12:15 AM MST
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I hate scheduling for college classes! It's stressful, unorganized, and unfair! I never get the classes I want because I attend a small private school and the classes fill up wayyy too fast.

Damn it. I hate that I schedule in 5 minutes and half of my class choices are completely gone. Apr 8 9:24 PM MST
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I hate how when people ask me what college I'm going to, and I say none they look at me like I'm fucking retarded.

I hate how I have to sit there and listen to everybody go "well you aren't going to have a good life, you'll be working at 7Eleven for the rest of your life."

Why can't people accept that I'm 100% totally okay with that?

Is it so horrible that I don't want to waste a billion years just so I can get a job I don't want in the first place, then live my life to work!? Jan 22 11:18 AM MST
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I hate buying/selling text books. No matter what the broke ass student is the one taking the biggest. How is it possible to buy a book for $100 at the beginning of a semester then only getting $10 when selling it back about 5 months later. Its complete bullshit.

I hate when professors feel the need to come out with a new EDITION of the same book at the start of each and every semester. This practice fucks students once again. At the beginning of the semester the student buys the bundle for $215. Then at the end of the semester that bundle is only worth about $5.

I hate how no one wants to admit to getting the majority of the money. I wish i knew where my hard earned money went. Jan 2 9:46 AM MST
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As I'm sitting here in class, I feel that I need to single out some people that I truly hate:
- I hate you, you stupid Russian kid in my college class. You waste our time by asking pointless, personal questions and then you disrespect the teachers. If you think you have all the answers, go back to Mother Russia with her backasswards technology and plot how to overthrow the US, like it was still Stalin's era.
- Girl-who-thinks-she-is-hot- you look like Britney Spears on a bad day, complete with Frappacino, except completely busted in the face. I hate your swagger, your greasy hair, your hooker makeup, and your lovehandles oozing out of your entirely-too-small and poorly-made top. Get over yourself.
- Creepy ass kids who sit up front. I am quite confident you would rim our 84 year old teacher if it would get you 1 point back on your tests. The funny thing is, I get higher grades then you, but you actually take things seriously. Stop wasting class time with your pointless displays and attention-seeking behavior. Get a hobby.
-Black people- ok so now someone's going to call me racist, but let's be real: the few black kids in my class just embody the stereotype. Loud, stupid, not paying attention to anything. Even though we spend most of our classes talking about why black people have much higher incidence of chronic disease and health outcome disparities. At least pay attention to issues that concern you!
-most people in our class- you are a typical breed of lazy, fat, white Americans. You're bred like livestock, except you're useless. You are preoccupied with sports and pretending to be higher class then you are, because you saw it on tv. You have preconceived notions about people who are not like you. That's pretty funny, considering I come from the highest-earning and smartest group of people in the US. Hate me because I'm better than you, not because I'm brown. You sicken me beyond any of the other people I mentioned- I hate you as a whole. I don't hate all russians, whores, and black people, but I hate you all. All of your faces should be plastered on an abortion clinic billboard to remind most of America not to make mistakes like you. Good day sirs. Nov 17 9:13 AM MST
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I hate law school. I hate that there are more gray "I-don't-give-a-shit" days than good or bad ones. I hate that everyone around me feels qualified to give opinions on the legal ramifications of medical situations because they're addicted to Grey's Anatomy. (If ever there was a show about which you could scream, "Hey, that's a tort!", Grey's is it. In fact, I'm thinking about filing suit for "negligent creation of utter crap" as we speak. I hate that law school is systematically designed to drain your spirit, and then the exam is basically something that, given the proper materials,a trained monkey could take. I hate when people use "retarded" and "gay" to refer to things they find lame or stupid. I hate that when the Black Eyed Peas rereleased "Let's Get Retarded" as "Let's get it started," they left in the line that dings people with epilepsy. I hate censorship, but if you're going to censor a song because it might offend one group, don't leave in a line that might offend another group.
I hate that I can't hop in a time machine and kick my tenth-grade self in the slats, and tell myself to choose another fucking profession. Nov 13 4:50 PM MST
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I hate college!!
cos its boring and theres nothing to do.
college sucks!! Nov 4 9:48 PM MST
me too (65)

I hate it that the college I'm going to was last renovated in the 60's and NOTHING has changed since. I also hate it that all the guys on this floor are LOUD and obnoxious all the time and think they are "gangster". FUCK IT.
And the showers are disgusting. It's over 100 degrees outside and the air conditioning sucks.
College is supposed to be fun, but I can't enjoy a single bit of it because everyone around me is completely delusional and filled with too much testosterone. My Fucking roommate ( a guy ) is obsessed with Marilyn Monroe and keeps me up all night.
DAMN IT
Hikomoshata!!! Aug 23 5:16 AM MST
me too (65)

i hate how i have to live in a tiny dorm room that i can't smoke in or within 50 feet thereof, with some random stranger, with whom i will get no privacy, that will probably end up being a non-smoker hippie/lesbian/nigger/bitch/thief/weirdo that will make me suffer for the next year or so and complain that i do smell like cigarettes and/or play horrible music/stay up to ridiculous hours/smell significantly bad or anything of the such... and i hate how i have no choice but to live in this tiny room and share a bathroom between 5 and 16 people and have no car to escape with/to and even if i did i am in the middle of nowhere as compared to here [home] and an hour and a half away from said home... i hate how it will take at least 4 hours to get home before someone decides to come get me, gets here, takes me, and we get back... and it will be sufficiently too much trouble to get back too. and all this travel will be too much trouble and i will just choose to stay away from said home to reduce frustration; which was the reason i would want to go home to begin with.
i hate how i could have gone to college with everyone else from my city but thought i would be the rebel and go further away. i hate how now i have to deal with the consequences of my rebel-ocity. i hate how that prissy little fakeblonde bitch got everything she wanted and used everyone i held dear and even those i didn't to get it.

i hate how this is way too long. Jul 20 11:26 PM MST
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i hate it -that didn't go to college after high school -all the fucking suckups in school got all the scholarships - did their first year of fucking college and dropped out. i made good grades in school - why didn't i a get scholarship - i did my homework and paid attention class. i am also getting tired of people asking me -why are you 26 years old ,still living at home, not married, and don't have any kids?-what is the matter with you are you gay ? -no i am not fucking gay- i just like being by myself - maybe i do want to get married - i don't know. i am getting tired of hearing -why are 26 and not married -don't you want kids? -you know what - i so fucking tired of this -you all can kiss my ass. Jun 22 2:31 AM MST
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