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I HATE ANTS. Stupid motherfuckers. They used to be cool, building their little hills and everything. I was fascinated with the way they warred and swarmed food. I'd even watch programs on army ants and everything.

Then the bastards invaded my dorm room.

It's not a big invasion, not something where I've got hundreds, or even dozens of ants all over the place, and I've been in dorms that had worse bug problems.

So why do I hate them now, you ask?

Because they never leave me alone! I sit at my computer, there's an ant crawling across the desk. I walk over to my dresser, there's two on top of that. I open up a draw, there's ten walking around trying to eat my gum. And god forbidI leave food out for a few minutes after I'm done with it, or they swarm that too.

Ants, you used to be cool. You used to be awesome. But you ruined it. I hate you. Oct 22 3:32 PM MST

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I hate it when you are having a shower and the water goes hot, then cold, then hot etc etc. It's so damn annoying. I also hate getting shampoo in my eye when I'm trying to dodge the scalding/freezing water. Showers are secretly instruments of pain, but there is no alternative!!! Baths take too long and you end up bathing in your own dirt. Stupid cleanliness Feb 15 12:30 AM MST