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Dear Neighbours,
I really really hate you. I hate you with a passion if you will. I hate how you sit on your porch for hours at a time. pretty much all day. I hate how you casually look into our house from time to time. I hate how I think that I can't dance while in the kitchen, because you are out there, across the street watching me. I hate how your wife yells at my friends. I hate how your kids are dubmshits. I hate how I always have to sneek people into my house when I'm not supposed to have them over because you will tell my parents. And I hate how you are sitting on your porch reading at this very moment. ITS CALLED A BACKYARD, USE IT Jun 25 3:13 PM MST
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I hate how feminists confuse the term 'Equality' with 'Superiority'. Whenever they start going on that men should basically be reduced to simple slaves to whatever a woman wants, I hit them, and explain that if they really want equality, they're going to have to expect such treatment. I mean, I'd hit any guy who said that all women should stay at home cleaning the house, and do whatever he wants to do.

I have no problem with women who wish to get a job and not become a housewife, in fact I encourage it, but please don't go around telling me that as a man I have to suffer for the rest of my jackass gender. Dec 19 5:41 PM MST
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I hate that you're not online right now.
What am I supposed to do?! Sit here and knit? Sep 13 10:47 PM MST
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I hate that I want to talk to someone but no one is online when you want to talk. Then you get so addicted to chatting that you spend most of your time with one eye on your mailbox to see when the next message comes in. I do that and I want to quit. I'm addicted to Email! Jun 27 3:28 PM MST
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I hate it when people abandon an IM conversation without notice.

Jackasses. Dec 7 4:05 PM MST
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I hate when people leave passive aggressive away messages that always have these secret messages for you. I hate that I am obessed with checking his away messages. And I hate everything that it always says. Aug 9 4:35 PM MST
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I hate people who say "lol" in a conversation online when nothing's funny. What the fuck are you laughing out loud about?! I hate how "lol" has just become something to say when the conversation has gone awkward and you have nothing else to say. Dec 18 2:30 AM MST
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i hate when youre talking to someone on AIM and they say "i have something important to tell you" and you get all excited and it says they are typing and then it says they entered text. TYPE YOUR MESSAGE IM FREAKING OUT OVER HERE. Oct 15 9:08 AM MST
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I hate how I fucken unblock someone and then they wont talk to me. Ok u stoopid fuck I Hateeeee u Oct 10 12:43 PM MST
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i hate it on AIM when youre talking to someone & itll say like soandso is typing... & then like 2 minutes later it says soandso has entered text for like 10 minutes and then itll say soandso is typing... for like 5 minutes and then finally u'll get an IM and all it says is like lol Oct 9 11:38 PM MST
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I hate it when my friend is talking to me on the phone and not even paying me attnetion cos her phone is right next to her computer so she is talking to people on msn while I am just stanging there in thr freezing cold kitchen shouting HELLO! or she puts a shitty rock song on and plays it to me down the phone and no matter how long I lie and say my mom needs to use the phone she doesn't put it down. Sep 26 2:06 AM MST
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